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Not Jessica Chastain
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For sale:electric car, smells like a used diaper
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He was lampin’.
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Ha! I understand that. Thanks for alleviating my anxiety!
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@amybrown.xyz I hope my post didn’t make you delete your post or come across as comparing you to the dunce VP. I just thought it was a funny sentence.
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Trips named after their dad need to add an extra ‘p’.
“Hello, I’d like to introduce my grandfather, Tripp. My father, Trippp. And, of course, myself, Tripppp.
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Talk about your seabiscuits!
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Look around! Hops are brown!
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Wouldn’t mind if we used a different phrase for that. Badge of Shame. Stain of Disgrace. Something like that.
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Like this one?
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I love this.
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Bkanket is my favorite rapper.
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Husker Dü - Punch Drunk
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I hope this changes for you.
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I mean you can do the second without doing the first, but that feels like the airline should be culpable. Dram shop laws and all.
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Fair.
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You can almost sing this to the tune of Billy Joel’s ‘She’s Always a Woman’.
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My proof that I’m funny.