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Pachyderm. Rarely noticed. Big. #RejoinEU #RejoinSingleMarket #BrexitTheElephant (Parody… obvs) Created by @andrewhesselden.bsky.social with help of Artificial Intelephants #FBPE
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It’s been another long day in Westminster and Brexit the Elephant has really got the #BlueMonday blues. “They just don’t seem to see me,” he lamented. “I’d just like a little mention once in a while. Is that too much to ask?” #BrexitTheElephant

“Well mostly I just hang around Parliament and see if they notice me”, said Brexit the Elephant. “Do you like my trunk?” #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant was feeling pensive. “Some people say the EU doesn’t want us to come back and rejoin.” “But that doesn’t make much sense to me, especially because the EU didn’t want us to leave in the first place.” “People say some strange things” he thought. #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant was thinking about the future. “Some people say the EU doesn’t want us back inside the EU’, he reflected. “But then again, some people online just seem to want to cause more division and trouble and will do all they can to discourage us from even asking” #BrexitTheElephant

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Brexit the Elephant wishes everyone a very Happy New Year and says he will be right here in Westminster hoping to be noticed in 2025. #BrexitTheElephant

🎵 Brexit Smells (to the tune of Jingle Bells) Dashing through red tape, On a one-way customs train, Supply chains clog and break, Oh what a bloomin’ strain! Lorries stuck in queues, With tariffs to declare, What fun it is to leave a bloc And act like we don’t care! #BrexitTheElephant

🎵 “In the Bleak mid-Brexit, Frosty’s plans made moan.” “May stood hard as iron, Boris like a stone” “Starmer mumbled ‘reset’” “But nothing was reset” “What a sad old Brexit. Long ago” 🎶 …lamented Brexit the Elephant 🐘. #BrexitTheElephant Here’s to a better 2025! Merry Christmas 🎄

Brexit the Elephant is feeling festive. “Merry Christmas everyone!” #BrexitTheElephant

Economy shrank by 0.1% in October. It is that Elephant called Brexit. Rejoin the Single Market and growth will be 4-5% for the next decade.

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Brexit the Elephant is delighted to see the press notice that Brits **actually do** support mutual Freedom of Movement of People. “I expect they always did,” he thought. “After all, European Freedom of Movement is fully reciprocal, in a finite area and for a finite population”.

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Brexit the Elephant was taking a stroll in the Downing Street Rose Garden. Suddenly he stopped. “Larry,” he asked. “Sir Keir says he won’t choose between his allies and that he wants to strengthen relationships with both the USA and the EU.” …(Continued)

Brexit the Elephant is happy because he has 2,000 followers on BlueSky “Woo hoo!” he trumpeted joyfully. “Thank you everyone!” #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant is in Starmer’s office contemplating High Tea. “What’s the point of picking just the cherry off the top?” he wondered. “The whole cake looks rather nice too”. “Cream and all” “Mmmm”, he murmured smacking his lips. #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant is excited today because he has reached almost 2,000 followers here on BlueSky. “Some have even found me on Instagram too and on the other place”, he whooped with delight. @brexitelephant.bsky.social #BrexitTheElephant

I’m excited today because I have almost 2,000 followers now on BlueSky. Some have even found me on Instagram too and on the other place. Woo hoo! @brexitelephant.bsky.social #BrexitTheElephant

Thread 🧵 1. UK-EU Youth mobility agreements sound a great idea but I think they are a bit of a bear trap for remainers. Why?

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#BrexitTheElephant has such calm, collected and important thoughts - many more, especially politicians, should really listen to him @andrewhesselden.bsky.social

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I’m loving it #BrexitTheElephant

Flawless logic with a killer suggestion at the end 👏🤞👍

Brexit the Elephant was feeling pensive today as he sat on a bench in St James’ Park. “Why don’t the politicians hold another advisory-only referendum?” he wondered. “Just like in 2016, it could be advisory only so politicians could still decide what to do with the result”. #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant is in love with this song about him. 🎵 🎶 youtu.be/vNwKIpVlLbc Thanks to @edwinhayward.com for creating it. #BrexitTheElephant

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Brexit the Elephant is having an afternoon cuppa in the House of Commons tea room. “No biscuits” he remarked, unimpressed. #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant is on the Circle Line in London going round and round to see how many times he can pass Westminster in a day. “People seem a bit down in the dumps today” he reflected. “Mind the gap!”, he trumpets as they arrive into Mansion House. #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant identifies as a EuroBrit. European at heart with a solid British base. #BrexitTheElephant

“Nice day for a picnic”, said Brexit the Elephant. “Sausage roll, Larry?” #BrexitTheElephant

Genuinely overjoyed at reactions to #BrexitTheElephant in the past week or so. Thank you to everyone who is sharing and liking etc. We’re on Twitter still, and here on BlueSky and on Instagram too to give us chance to click with more people. Do please follow and encourage others to do the same. ♥️

Brexit the Elephant found it heartwarming to see Sir Keir Starmer with Monsieur Macron in France today. “C'était vraiment beau”, he said. #BrexitTheElephant

“I don’t know why they say you shouldn’t play chess with a pigeon.” “He’s quite good.”, said Brexit The Elephant. #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant knows that our continent would be more secure and have better defence capability if the UK and EU were working together. #BrexitTheElephant

Brexit the Elephant was all ready to enjoy his celebratory American pancakes 🥞. But something wasn’t quite right and he seemed to have lost his appetite. “Oh dear”, he said. “Oh dear, oh dear”. #BrexitTheElephant #Election2024

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