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brianmwise.bsky.social
Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it), politely vicious in my disrespect. Pronouns aren't hard to learn. Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseFuckers list. Living Among Clouds in the Emerald City. Always Ω.
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So, you know how much a butt-load is? 477 liters. Seriously.

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The shareholders at Tesla would probably like to ask a similar question: "Elon, what did you get done for us last week, other than further alienating our most likely customers with your obnoxious fascist stunts?

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#TrumpIsKrasnov makes sense.

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I'm looking to gain more followers to tell my conservation story. Maybe you don’t know me, but I’m pledging to pick up 5 pieces of plastic trash every time I walk, run, hike, bike, etc. outside.💚🌎💚. Many don't realize that most of the plastic in the world's oceans comes from only 1600 river systems

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I sincerely hope our Armed Forces have the ability or are developing the ability to jam Starlink in Canada if necessary. 🇨🇦 #Canada @charlieangus104.bsky.social

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I feel like the day Trump dies is the day America will feel like Randy Marsh at the end of the episode dealing with constipation as a colon contact sport

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Yet another excellent example of someone who didn't do the basic homework before fucking around and finding out

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Wow! The number of @bsky.app users just passed 32 MILLION! 👏 LETS DO THIS!

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So, the world's shittiest car manufacturer with the shittiest safety record has a 380k vehicle recall while the world's shittiest CEO plays at being the world's shittiest political kingmaker, I get that right? www.cnn.com/2025/02/21/b...

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Raskin: "It's becoming obvious to the American people that Elon Musk and Donald Trump are not opponents of corruption, they are agents of corruption."

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Republican Rep. Cory Mills under investigation for assault? Against a woman? Color me not shocked. Lock him up already.

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I've never been a huge fan of Mindy Kaling. That's not a secret. But seriously. This whole "take beloved icons and co-opt them to make shows that aren't funny and then beg forgiveness after getting the shit sued out of you" thing she's been doing is getting old

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The letters to the editor section of newspapers always get the crazies sometimes, but... My local paper figured out if you publish a Rant and Rave section that's anonymous you can have Karen from Nextdoor ranting about garbage bins being left in the alley too long and still get the same feel

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I only have one dictator in my life and he's small, black, and has a lot of hair that gets everywhere The good news is he's a cat The bad news is he's a cat

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You guys all remember what asset forfeiture is? It's a thing where if someone commits a crime their assets can be seized by the government. I'm just sayin' there's a way to restore all funding for Medicare and Medicaid in four years

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📢 ProPublica is looking for 5 newsrooms to join our Local Reporting Network! These newsrooms will be part of our 50 State Initiative. Newsrooms in 40 states (in blue) are eligible to apply: https://propub.li/41270AQ Here's what this would mean for your newsroom 👇

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