The shareholders at Tesla would probably like to ask a similar question: "Elon, what did you get done for us last week, other than further alienating our most likely customers with your obnoxious fascist stunts?
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Let's get these federal employees that might "have to report what they got done last week" the best task 💸 rates for their responses.
Elected officials are accountable to their constituency.
Am I wrong that it is illegal to make a request where inaction implies consent?
If I'm not, then I want Musk to abdicate the Presidency and Trump to step down. Failure to comply will mean Congress had the power to impeach and convict.
One postal worker’s likely response: “Last week I delivered the mail on five days, then had to respond to an email asking what I do, and then marveled that people wonder why we Go Postal. Nice way to promote government efficiency, Elon!
Given that's thousands of emails, there's no way a human will be reading them.
The disgusting part is that they're going to filter all of those emails for their keywords and just fire anyone that's flagged for the no no words, regardless of what the email actually says.
Bingo. That he has not been fired yet makes their board increasingly look like fools. Maybe they should go hang out at one of the protests outside their showrooms.
I was impressed 12 years ago when I found out that; an older member of the congregation had a Tesla in her garage. In case family came to visit. She could offer transportation.
Today when your personal choice is to support Tesla. I not‼️
I don’t want to park next to a Tesla tomorrow at church.
Last week Elon:
1. Took too much ketamine
2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw
3. Ignored my new baby momma
4. Laughed at my own jokes.
5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.
if y'all just refuse to comply...make the pricks fire You! Don 't comply, and NEVER resign. Musksethefricannazi has only the power You give him; give him none.
Yes not too many MAGA cult members care about the environment and/or can’t afford a ridiculously over priced Tesla. If they CAN afford it they don’t want to have a penis or swastika spray painted on it. Lots of other options.
I would make up the craziest 💩 50 pages long with an itemized list of literally everything down to the second.
"10:02:42am - 10:03:08am I put a new ream of paper in the copy machine.
I can’t even imagine a single Tesla owner who would ever buy another Tesla. The ones I know say they only keep it because they get free charging, so they’re costing Elon money.
If they had a collective spine, they would have unionised and gotten rid of him! Instead they stand helpless waiting for him to save them by pumping more federal funds their way!!
This is totally bizarre. Most federal employees are busy doing their jobs. Agencies that I'm familiar with have an internal report system with various levels of management review. Appears that Leon wants to feed these weekly reports into grok and see where he can weasel in a subcontractor clause.
Dear Tesla shareholders, I can afford a Tesla.
I also would walk over broken glass and rusty razor blades, barefoot, in subzero temperatures while actively taking a potent blood thinner before I would buy a Tesla.
Sincerely,
Consumers.
No, they asked us to provide five bullets explaining what we did last week and respond my midnight Monday. They don't care what our jobs are if they only want five bullets.
I'm not a union employee. Unions make up a very small percentage of the US federal workforce (less than 5%). I've already heard if we don't respond, we'll be flagged as having resigned. 😩
I was a Federal employee for 37 years and a union member from day one. So many Americans are naive and believe they can represent themselves in an adverse situation. They also free load on the benefits union members fought for. Canadians are smarter.
My List
*Watched Tesla stock tank
*Witnessed a drug induced appearance with someone I didn't even know i work for with a chainsaw at a nazi conference
*Waiting your response to a custody compliant
*Applauded court orders halting this fascist take over
*Finally, did all my work, so go F of Mars boy
The Board cannot be happy about his actions. When big amounts of money is lost then something will be done. It’s always about the money. They love it more than Elongated Husk.
Tell him “ Last week I stopped a terrorist ring from bombing the WH. I saved America $100b in wasted spending. Last week I met with all staff to devise a plan to make McDonalds hamburgers available in the cafeteria. We all agree the cafeteria should be renamed the Cafeteria of Trump.”
Well, he managed shareholders to sell. Obviously. MEGA! The lack of innovation is proved by the new Model Y, which is an improvement but falls short compared to the speed of catchup by other EV brands. Teslas lead is decreasing. Disgust of Elon sky rockets.
“ Last week I stopped a terrorist ring from bombing the WH. I saved America $100b in wasted spending. Last week I met with all staff to devise a plan to make McDonalds hamburgers available in the cafeteria. We all agree the cafeteria should be renamed the Cafeteria of Trump.”
Micromanagement will cause a huge issue. Who has time for that. "I was working...are you now my supervisor? And how should I forward calls to you as manager from angry constituents?" would be my reply.
Would LOVE to hear about who is reading the responses, how the info is being catalogued, who it is being reported to and what it is costing to run an efficiency study on all Federal employees.
To M-ELON Musk: Consistent with the MAJORITY of American Citizens.. we INSIST that you comply with this DEMAND! You are MANDATED to respond with this information: WHAT did you and Dog-e get done since t-Rump illegally selected you to enter our government? ' yor reply MUST BE In detail and explicit
Additionally, M-ELON Musk, FAILURE to respond as directed WILL result in severe consequences which may include deportation, a fine, not to be less than 400 billion, and/ or publuc execution by a federal firing squad. Acknowledge these orders by signing and have notarized this document.
He wants to make his king fully control of all the violent institutions of the country by all means, and then make all the people his property, and he can get everything.
Consistent with the instructions you gave to him so it still kinda looks like he’s in charge even though we know he probably isn’t… according to your crotch goblin anyway…
In fact, do one better: strike. A full federal strike. Every department, every agency. Show them who has the power and show the people the importance of the federal government.
One would think that any shareholders who were actually investment specialists would have dumped Tesla shares already. The stock is propped up by Teslas-stans and speculators at this point. It has always been overvalued and only has one way to go. Down.
FUCK YOU, muskrat. If you were my dog, I would shave your ass and teach you to walk backwards! You are ugly, inside and out and I hate you more than you can possibly imagine!
Do any of the receipients of this BS think that tromp has the mental capacity to direct muskrat to send these emails? NO! These are the products of an addled drug muddled mind. This regime is filled by idiots.
I once had the misfortune to work with a micromanager. He insisted we provide a breakdown of every work day. The waste of time, energy and mental bandwidth that went into those damn reports and for what? Constant anxiety. Federal workers you have my respect. Stay strong.
GOP strategist tried the spin that private employees get laid off! Please everyone as a spouse family member or friend who has gone through this seeing or experiencing the unbelievable trauma with them. No one should needlessly lose a job no matter who they work for.
Write: told Trump to fuck off and die. ALL federal employees should reply just like that. No way they are actually reading anything. Why? Because pretty sure they can’t read.
Before we can't without members of the military having to decide whether to assault their own people for exercising the Constitutional right to protest. Anyone else see that lining up with the firings in the military?
I’m game. Even at 65 with thinning bones. I must be careful as I’ve been kicked off X for saying what I’d like to do even though it’s supposed to be the free speech zone. I only went there to get it said.
As Elon Musk’s DOGE chainsaws through federal agencies with budget and staff cuts, Tesla and SpaceX, cornerstones of his wealth, continue to benefit from public money. They probably wouldn’t have succeeded without it.
Actually isn’t his behavior actionable? Didn’t the republicans try to charge businesses who used DEI if causing their shareholders to lose $?…somebody help me here….
So there are over two million federal employees. Is he going to read all of them? Are his doge-douche bros going to help him? Lemme guess. He's going to use AI
Elon and Donald,
In this past week, how did you work to
form a more perfect Union,
establish Justice,
insure domestic Tranquility,
provide for the common defense,
promote the general Welfare,
and secure the Blessings of Liberty
for ourselves and our Posterity?
You were out on vacation or a leave of absence? 🤷🏻♀️ Sorry, you’re fired for not working on your own time for free so you could respond to our ASININE email
Fun fact: when Musk bought PayPal; he’d sit in a huge empty office playing video games & getting stoned. Occasionally coming out to tour the desks of coders. He is so uninformed about coding/programming/networks/apps/ITSEC his sole order was “YOU ARE NOT WRITING ENOUGH CODE!” And he issued a quota
2/-the skilled techs knew that working fast & correlating more lines of code with successful work, that they created fake work screens-full of dumb garbage code. Musk would stop and pretend to read it & nod & comment and move on. Workers returned to their real work and mocked him. He doesn’t know.
They knew working faster was stupid, I somehow forgot to type that. So they spoofed him & he had no clue. His Incel Virgin hackers are also clueless about anything COBOL /Mainframe and cloud. Keep it in mind.
Is there an angle to play here. This is bad for Tesla and it's business. There was an argument Mark Zuckerberg had to appease Trump for his business or he'd be accountable to shareholders, maybe same for Musk?
At this point they should be looking to kick him as Tesla continues to loss value.
In December 17th they were 479.86. Sixty days later they are at 337.80. The billions of dollars of value lost because of his mismanagement should really worry his board.
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Elected officials are accountable to their constituency.
Bring gov & country to standstill.
Demand reinstatement at higher pay rates.
If I'm not, then I want Musk to abdicate the Presidency and Trump to step down. Failure to comply will mean Congress had the power to impeach and convict.
I sold a lot of TESLA stock last week.
The disgusting part is that they're going to filter all of those emails for their keywords and just fire anyone that's flagged for the no no words, regardless of what the email actually says.
Might have more time to look after his kids.
Today when your personal choice is to support Tesla. I not‼️
I don’t want to park next to a Tesla tomorrow at church.
1. Took too much ketamine
2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw
3. Ignored my new baby momma
4. Laughed at my own jokes.
5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.
[email protected]
This is the email address musk is asking federal workers to email detailing their tasks during the week
🚨 you know what to do 🚨
"10:02:42am - 10:03:08am I put a new ream of paper in the copy machine.
"What is it you actually do here?"
https://youtu.be/BTdOHBIppx8
I also would walk over broken glass and rusty razor blades, barefoot, in subzero temperatures while actively taking a potent blood thinner before I would buy a Tesla.
Sincerely,
Consumers.
https://www.kxan.com/news/tesla-recalls-over-376000-vehicles-due-to-power-steering-defect
feel free to email him your weekly activities 😂
I signed mine off as Sincerely Americans hate nazi's burn in hell MF
I know it's too much work for the doge to read their written job description.
Also, what happens if someone in on holidays, parental leave, medical leave...? I guess they "resign"?
WTAF, from this Canadian public servant. Where are your unions in all of this?
*Watched Tesla stock tank
*Witnessed a drug induced appearance with someone I didn't even know i work for with a chainsaw at a nazi conference
*Waiting your response to a custody compliant
*Applauded court orders halting this fascist take over
*Finally, did all my work, so go F of Mars boy
Especially if you have a smartphone, a social media app, a mouth and a brain, and have linked it to your car’s infotainment system.
He got one from one of his baby mamaS this week via x
Failure to read
And if someone replies with something concerning, failure to act
Doesn’t that make shite for brains liable?
Shmusk to the surface of the sun. 🚀☀️
I can't be the only one...
Look at the price of eggs - @realDonaldTrump “I DID THAT WITH @elonmusk -
Btw @elonmusk is retarrrrded!
Nobody should respond.
Not one person.
In fact, do one better: strike. A full federal strike. Every department, every agency. Show them who has the power and show the people the importance of the federal government.
I hope to hell Tesla investors take a big hit.
Jam that shit all up on the way out!
No Federal government - no Trump/Musk/Vance power!
#HCK
Their sales are cratering due to Elon’s public persona and political activities
Elon is a massive corporate liability ATM
[email protected]
This is the email address musk is asking federal workers to email detailing their tasks during the week
🚨 you know what to do 🚨
Musk's bots must be on the fritz.
In this past week, how did you work to
form a more perfect Union,
establish Justice,
insure domestic Tranquility,
provide for the common defense,
promote the general Welfare,
and secure the Blessings of Liberty
for ourselves and our Posterity?
https://5calls.org/
1. Ketamine
2. Fake chainsaw
3. Ignored baby mama
4. Ignored another baby mama
5. Tweeted, er, I mean X'd
https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-5353
In December 17th they were 479.86. Sixty days later they are at 337.80. The billions of dollars of value lost because of his mismanagement should really worry his board.