bryix.bsky.social
Shitty puns and beer.
Accepting only fresh brine.
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*when you're ever in a black site interrogation situation
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Bruce's jacket looks kinda fly
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Oh, are you guys going to actually do some journalism now?
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DEAI would be a good name for a shitty movie about a Skynet type entity developed to win the War on Drugs and going rogue.
Starring Mark-Paul Gosselaar and prominently featuring a large silhouette of Bruce Willis on the poster for his 7 minutes of airtime.
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Life is too short.
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The last game I watched as a Falcons fan.
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I believe that's called a muumuu
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There isn't enough bourbon in town for me to attend that shit. Alternatively, larger capacity flasks are hard to come by.
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cool cool
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It's just Newspeak, which is easily digestible for the proles.
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Starting a leftist bedding company called Lenin Closet.
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subsidized corn tortillas
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@scupnuns.bsky.social
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So, you were not entertained?
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I like to say it, just because it's interesting. In a state with insanely small and numerous counties, we are the smallest. I'm also a Geography dweeb.
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Ultimate cozy vibes
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I always tell people carding me for alcohol that if I somehow looked like this and was underage, just let me drink because I probably need one.
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I'd recommend Crawl! and 1049 Gotho - two of my favorites.
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John Turturro has some wild ideas.
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Indiana Jones as a modern day purchasing agent for CVS, regarding the Gillette Mach 3 cartridge refills:
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Does she still eat curds and whey or does she avoid it due to an association with childhood trauma?
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Some rich asshole is already scheming how to use them as his private firefighting force paid in canned mackerel.
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It's Librul Hellscape California, so I figured any gender reveal would be fluid, not powder.
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From great-great grandparents on each side of my family.
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I have inherited two large pocket watches (both from the 19th century, apparently). Pray for my anus if shit hits the fan.
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Wonder why he's always putting his foot in his mouth... Oh.
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I don't make the rules here.
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Any episode with a Romulan Warbird is at least an 8/10
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li'l sliver of fatberg in a cast iron pan will make for a lovely pan pizza
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The Pete Davidson of his day.
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Yes? Oh, sorry. Thought you were calling me.
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Nah, that's the song he did for the 1998 teen comedy of the same name
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I'll admit I settled for this one since they didn't have a better GIF
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Por que no los dos?
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But... who will show me the life of the mind?
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People have been saying that Elon needs some inward reflection. Sadly, he heard this as N-word reflection.
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The word codger needs a comeback. Good on you for getting the revival started.
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I've got a 1980 Georgia natty Coke somewhere, if you're still thirsty.
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Had to google that. We need a searchable database of regional sauces and condiments.
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Demon Days is a classic
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That's usually the reaction I get from the ladies.