butt-goblin.com
Butt Goblin is a comic about a little goblin with a bigg butt, and his name is Butt Goblin
https://butt-goblin.com
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The only IQ test I really believe in is if you look at someone like Elon Musk and his actions over the last few years and still think he’s “exceptionally smart”, then you have a low IQ
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Me: hands my phone to my wife to do something on it
Also me: while waiting for her to finish, try to play on my phone and frantically search for it
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Fun fact, penis is Latin for “tail”
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🍑🦋
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Specifically I think there are more kinds of dances we could teach them
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As far as I can recall, all the words I’ve removed from my vocabulary (like the r-word, “gay” as an insult, etc.) haven’t been because someone yelled at me, but because people asked generally for folks to stop, I thought about it for a bit, and decided saying those words wasn’t a hill worth dying on
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Tied up, yes; tied down, no
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Good thing the sweet jumps patrol was on the scene
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Latin had the same thing as *nolens volens* (unwilling, willing) which is cognate with our verbs will and nill.
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Damn, I really made that 19 years ago :o
www.thinkin-lincoln.com/comic-155.html
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You wouldn’t write this as satire for being too goofy and on the nose
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Recently learned that optical microscopes have one lens for focusing light and one lens that spreads the light, stacked together. One lens creates an image with spherical aberration, but the second lens has the same aberration reversed, so the image looks right. Perhaps insanity works this way too.
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I’m sad cause I’m so dehydrated from crying
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The well known neck snap paradox
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The end of Moby-Dick is so badass. That dude fukken nailing a bird to the mast as the ship sinks owns so hard.
Plus Ahab’s line “from hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee” is very relatable for anyone who’s too online
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Is “dingleberry” worse than skidmark? The older brother on The Wonder Years used to call Kevin “scrote”, which is pretty gross, but also maybe on the other side of the line in terms of acceptability.
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No shot Trump knows what an orc is
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I feel like Jimmy is a lot more chill than Woodstock so idk if they’re friends, but they definitely know each other from their membership in the Just A Little Guy Association
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Oh shit he has a newish album, I need to check that out
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Honestly not sure what temperature for the hotdogs would be worst. Scalding hot? Frozen by liquid nitrogen so they shatter on impact?
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Hey thanks, added you as well :)
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daaang I was putting one of those in my mouth right as I saw this :o
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tbh I’ve probably only read one or two comics that Taskmaster is in, but I love me a skull-head man. I would also follow somebody real into Skeletor, but probably not Red Skull (literal Nazis aren’t fun villains at this point)
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It looks like a story comic, and this starter pack is more for comics with one-off jokes. Sorry!