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Retired sex worker. Loud mouth leftist. Liberal arts major.
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Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

submitted 34 days ago • 127 comments

Facebook has the worst users ever 😮‍💨

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I loved you too tiktok 😭

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

“Never got around to trying TikTok” he posted over the course of 3 days using a rotary-dial princess phone.

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

Waiter: would you like a lobster bib Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously

submitted 36 days ago • 5 comments

folks that do production lighting for porn are members of the illuminaughty

submitted 36 days ago • 12 comments

You give my stomach butterflies but I bury them with antacid.

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

i don't believe elon musk has ever had sex

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

BREAKING: TikTok officially shuts down in the US.

submitted 35 days ago • 510 comments

Welp it’s gone :( #riptiktok

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

submitted 84 days ago • 396 comments

Thinking of starting okfans. It’s like onlyfans but for the mediocre community.

submitted 84 days ago • 24 comments

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

submitted 84 days ago • 624 comments

JUST IN: Elon Musk’s X is now worth 72% less than when he bought it. After paying $44 billion, a new valuation by Fidelity investment firm puts the app’s current value at $12.5 billion. What do you say to him?

submitted 84 days ago • 2131 comments

Smack me across the head with a shovel and knock me unconscious so I can finally rest

submitted 88 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Every time someone says ‘sex work is degrading,’ I remember that there are people who write ‘team player’ on their LinkedIn while working for Amazon.

submitted 87 days ago • 10 comments

It's 100% true.

submitted 88 days ago • 2864 comments

we lost the plot when we made capital I and lowercase L the same damn letter

submitted 88 days ago • 63 comments

Can someone explain how putting a rainbow in a classroom is indoctrination but the Ten Commandments isn’t?

submitted 88 days ago • 213 comments

I didn’t deserve none of the shit I went through this year .

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

renewable energy idea: anger-powered batteries

submitted 90 days ago • 48 comments

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my boyfriend doesn’t count. 🫡

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Since laws are apparently just suggestions, can we all start ignoring them? Or is that just for trump & his cronies? 😮‍💨

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I see how that works, yes. Do you?

submitted 94 days ago • 646 comments

Fat First Lady Elonia, who can’t jump, has hair plugs and has had jawline gender affirming surgery, got his feelings hurt! Retweet! It's Fun!

submitted 95 days ago • 116 comments

It was really disrespectful when Michelle Obama promoted some very basic healthy eating ideas, but RFK pushing raw milk and ivermectin while signal boosting vaccine skepticism is freedom and liberty

submitted 95 days ago • 91 comments

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day. Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.

submitted 96 days ago • 1390 comments

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

submitted 98 days ago • 1137 comments

submitted 100 days ago • 1765 comments

NEWS: Several Republican Senators do not see a path forward for the Matt Gaetz nomination.

submitted 99 days ago • 165 comments

Current hold time 4 years.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments