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21 and I still hate brussle sprouts. As masc as I can be. I knew bots were taking X the moment women started following me.
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Me: (forced to play Taboo) Enemies to lovers. Friend: That could be anyone. Me: Enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to— Friend: Magneto and Professor X? Me: THANK YOU

submitted 90 days ago • 6 comments

Usually teach Lord of the Flies at the end of the year but decided to move it up to February because, yeah, I dunno, felt like a good time to explore fascism and masculinity as brutality.

submitted 91 days ago • 253 comments

submitted 92 days ago • 1828 comments

I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours. I’m currently working on a new version.

submitted 93 days ago • 202 comments

I'm trying to expand my poses & trying new ones! I'm not sure if this one is a winner but it was fun to do & that's all that really matters. Being a pro-gamer Barbie needs to stay active to make sure she doesn't cramp up during long gaming sessions!

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Alestar, shes a silly lil Maine coon kitty 😌🫶🏽 And Laverne’s wife 🩷 #oc #orginalcharacter

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Tried to use more vibrant colours than usual.

submitted 99 days ago • 93 comments

Pete Hegseth responds that while he has heard and liked some of ASEAN’s songs, he cannot actually recall any of their lyrics.

submitted 99 days ago • 273 comments

ah, well. good thing we have infinite time and a climate that is steadfast and unyielding in its resolve to never change, even a little

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Republicans:

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#books #darkfantasybook #fantasybook

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

submitted 106 days ago • 181 comments

Me when the race war happens and I have to kill Taylor Swift

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Been craving the ocean lately 🌊 #art

submitted 107 days ago • 39 comments

To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.

submitted 134 days ago • 1202 comments

I’ve comissioned a lot of artists to draw me, I think this is one of my favorites. By @cosmicfizzypop.bsky.social

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