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‘Like if a Precious Moments figurine grew up.’ Pragmatic to a fault. Vegetable sun, feline moon, California rising. she/her 🌁 San Francisco
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My mom died last week, and that sucks. I did not expect to be out of parents in my 30s.

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I’ve been in North Carolina for thirty seconds and I think I just broke the polite young man working at a fish and chips shop by asking him what a hush puppy is.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

As it turns out, I *am* pale enough to sunburn through a UPF 50 shirt (+ a layer of sunscreen).

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

submitted 26 days ago • 82 comments

In the last few weeks, I’ve completely unraveled several seemingly simple product features by just asking questions. Ask me to document something at your own risk.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think jokes about someone’s disease are funny. This is a post about Pete Hegseth, who is deeply unqualified for *any* job and is easy to make fun of for an endless list of valid reasons, and his alcoholism.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Hey QQ — is it possible to write your neighbor a letter asking them to stop throwing bottles of human urine into your herb garden that sounds sincerely polite and not wildly sarcastic (and furious)?

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Friendly reminder that you absolutely should not look at your 401(k) or net worth right now* 😵‍💫. *Unless you voted for the orange guy. If you voted for him, then you’re required to look at your finances and think about what you’ve done. For shame.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

'Complete the set,' like I’m coordinating textiles in a living room. ✨The DayQuil Collection✨

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Just shopping for guillotine earrings, like one does.

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TurboTax, roasting me annually since 2010.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Maintaining some sense of sanity by cranking out steps on my walking pad while listening to a Bluey Sleep playlist.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Huge day for flus and poxes. Big win.

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I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

submitted 76 days ago • 1037 comments

Petition to replace the Pledge of Allegiance with the Girl Scout Law. Open to removing the ‘respect authority’ line.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

submitted 79 days ago • 1468 comments

So help me, if Betty Suarez ends up with Matt Hartley....

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I really like about myself is that I have no idea what Elon Musk’s voice sounds like.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I 'accidentally' checked out 71 hours worth of audiobooks. Their due dates range from 12–21 days from now. Pray for me.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Okay you first.

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No OSHA, no worky. 💁🏼‍♀️

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Feature idea: An Etsy ideology filter. Please stop making me sift through a seller's entire collection to make sure there aren't pro-gun t-shirts before I buy a kitten Crocs charm.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I love public transit.

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Imagining a world where all media references to Trump introduced him as ‘President Trump, a convicted felon who was also found liable for sexual abuse.’ I feel like we could get @vanityfair.com and @teenvogue.com on board; who else?

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

It just seems like one person shouldn't be able to dismantle that much government in nine days, you know?

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Another day of trying to get engineers to understand that I am not, in fact, an engineer myself. For the love of god, eli5.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

In Extremely Caitlin news, I’m getting a blister from my new vacuum cleaner.

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I’m just a girl, taking her afternoon ibuprofen, asking someone to remind me not to wash it down with bubbly water.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments