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for Lent, we are giving up Target

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a fickle, wavering nation.

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Not to lib out, but can you imagine if Kamala Harris was responding to troll and shitposter accounts while she was VP? The right would be cool and normal about that 🤡

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i still can’t get over a bunch of rightwingers saying “i can’t wait to make america healthy again by going to steak and shake by eating french fries fried in tallow 🙂” in complete sincerity

submitted 1 day ago • 127 comments

it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs

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he was really eating last night

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Millennials are a goldilocks generation raised in the narrow window between leaded gasoline and social media and hooooo boy is that showing these days

submitted 2 days ago • 90 comments

Listen, if you could cure cancer or prevent measles with fruit and vegetable juices, carrots would not be $1 a lb at Trader Joe’s. “They” are not hiding the “truth” in order to sell us medicine. If it really worked, carrot juice would just be $900 a serving and you’d need insurance to pay for it

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happy birthday to everyone whose birthday is March 3rd

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Apropos of nothing, look at this cake I made for my friend’s birthday!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

good answer, but my god what an insane question

submitted 2 days ago • 45 comments

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

submitted 2 days ago • 59 comments

So much is going on in the world that I legit forgot about RuPaul fracking

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i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them

submitted 5 days ago • 110 comments

The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.

submitted 5 days ago • 343 comments

If you are a liberal in deep blue territory, one thing you could try doing right now is figuring out how to replace your Democratic member of Congress next year. With very few exceptions, the typical safe seat Dem is not meeting the moment. Find someone who will and help them.

submitted 5 days ago • 463 comments

KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

submitted 6 days ago • 783 comments

The Pokémon news today

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

1997

submitted 7 days ago • 66 comments

please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music smh

submitted 8 days ago • 31 comments

Look I know the early 2000s were messed up in their own way, so forgive for my nostalgia BUT I feel like a summer afternoon in 2002 with like, a Lunchable and Nickelodeon would fix me

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Listen up.

submitted 11 days ago • 275 comments

Do it right kids

submitted 15 days ago • 127 comments

A new Lady Gaga album AND a coming plague? It’s sounding like 2020 all over again

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sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

submitted 15 days ago • 69 comments

"The richest man alive, an actual Nazi and a fucking sicko, who was not elected, is firing tens of thousands of people to further enrich himself and the president he has usurped all to make Americans' lives worse" has to be among the biggest layups of all time for messaging. And yet.

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

submitted 16 days ago • 257 comments

If my political opponents were openly torching the constitution in the most ham-fisted, discriminatory, irreversible ways possible I’d be doing things just a lil bit differently, but hey that’s just me, folks

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

submitted 19 days ago • 16 comments

the news? not good. the vibes? terrible. but the weather? also bad.

submitted 20 days ago • 21 comments

we live in hell

submitted 20 days ago • 48 comments

Is He Flirting With Me Or Is He Just Being Friendly And I Just Find Him Cute, an Autobiography

submitted 20 days ago • 17 comments

My neighbor has been feeding a stray cat which is commendable, but the free cat food has attracted a skunk Did I scream and run away from a tiny skunk tonight? Maybe!

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HER

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"There should be room for those conversations" — OK but why isn't there room for pointing out that it's a moral panic utterly devoid of evidence

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Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

submitted 24 days ago • 99 comments

I’ve been rewatching Veep bc it’s one of my comfort shows, and it’s almost quaint how the show treats certain things as major scandals like the spy/hostage storyline in season 2. Like all I can think now is that if that happened irl, no one would care

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

quick question. now, the writing's on the wall. will it go away? it's not an omen is it?

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