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calli.bsky.social
Senior front end engineer. #ActuallyAutistic and I complain about video games a lot. Opinions and shitposts are from my cat. ex msft, AWS Games, Wowhead. Adopted, mixed race parentage but white af Ace/demi, nonbinary, dommeish, marrying a guy named tobey
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sorry to self-repost but

submitted 1 day ago • 56 comments

pissed that when you make a videogame you have to make the videogame

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

Some advice to the doom and gloom crowd who wanna speedrun straight to armed rebellion/dystopic hoarding - if I can’t trust you to show up to city council meetings and give public comment, what the fuck makes you think I’m going to trust you with a weapon at my back?

submitted 1 day ago • 186 comments

microdosing a nap by blinking slower

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Always a good time to remind everyone

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

So two things: No, liberals, trans people don't deserve this because "elections have consequences." Trans people aren't a lesson in voting. No, leftists, trans folks don't deserve to die as punishment for US imperialism. If we all disappear, the US won't mourn us and won't change anything.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

of course everyone is 30+. we're 38

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

Chat I am actually dying at this PR github.com/dotnet/runti...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you're currently typing on your little keyboard about what concessions "the left" need to make to be invited into the big Dem party tent, I think you should be waterboarded

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

“We need a Joe Rogan for the left” ok but why go for the milquetoast strategy of settling for Rogan when we could do something more radical? Anyways, I’m now looking for an Adolf Hitler for the left

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

LMAO just saw that crap. I have been a high-value target for "No one REALLY likes your comics, it's all peer pressure/white guilt" types for literal decades. They will tell themselves *anything* to soothe their fragile egos. The entitlement in mind-boggling.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

All you can sleep buffet with endless shrimp beds and crab leg pillows

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I am literally covered in tattoos and the IUD hurt worse than even getting tattooed by two guys at once

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Stop publicly sharing pictures of children's faces without blurring out their faces.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

"Honey, could you give this a once-over before we print it with our name on it?" me (I'm Honey), approx. 20 seconds later: "That first book doesn't exist. You want me to read the rest, or is it time to just trash the whole thing?"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If you go to the doctor and you see your doctor using ChatGPT to look up anything, demand your visit fee waived and find a new doctor immediately. If you paid with insurance, I also recommend reporting them to your insurance company for billing fraud.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

i think one thing that modern xiv players need to know is that they had to add relic steps and later bicolor gems to fates after StB (and, arguably, HW) because players just were not doing fates lol also StB fates were like, weirdly hard if I recall? Hard as in, took too long

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

a clear sign that this country is collapsing: extreme weather coverage is so bad now thanks to the cuts at NWS that I'm watching a live YouTube stream from a meteorology grad to get info on whether or not a tornado's likely to hit me

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

Ugh

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

No matter how bad my life is, at least I'm not apoplectic in a screaming match with disk horse bot and losing

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Israel allowing “a few trucks of food to enter Gaza” isn’t a U-turn. It’s a tactic to get people to stop saying you’ve completely shut down aid from coming in. Aid groups have said Gaza needs at least 500 trucks a day.

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

Ok, love the energy on ICE. But…you never have to hand it to the Gestapo

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I’m still trying to cut caffeine because I’ve heard it can help with a lot of the things I struggle with cognitively (going caffeine less can I mean) But I’m starting to accept my love for (good) tea, the occasional SodaStream Pepsi, and chocolate are not going to let me go completely decaf

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Having pets is great because your neighbors get to overhead lines like “Beans stop sniffing your aunts asshole while she’s trying to poop!” And may not even realize it’s a cat

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao

submitted 8 days ago • 21 comments

You know, ignoring all of the crap around Paimins VAs.. I can’t help but dissociate every time I realize someone can speak in that voice. Like they can just speak in it It just is not a human sounding voice to me. That’s just impressive lol

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

his demands are few but they are non-negotiable

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

i didn't know who this guy was until yesterday, so hey. yeah. this is some good shit. we know that killer cops don't ever get brought to justice, so seeing justice taken by force is genuinely good.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Playing too much Genshin/Tears of the Kingdom/etc because I saw this and was like “I can just glide do—oh right never mind” #ClairObscurExpedition33

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Cinco de Mayo? Good excuse to make southwest nacho Mac n cheese

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment