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calli.bsky.social
Senior front end engineer. #ActuallyAutistic and I complain about video games a lot. Opinions and shitposts are from my cat. ex msft, AWS Games, Wowhead. Adopted, mixed race parentage but white af Ace/demi, nonbinary, dommeish, marrying a guy named tobey
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Hi Pokey!

When Elon Musk was part of the administration, people said that if Tesla goes bankrupt Trump will just bail him out. Now that Musk is on the outs with the administration, people say he's no longer worth targeting. If you want to bankrupt a shitty billionaire, stop talking yourself out of it.

Look, there was less evidence that JD Vance fucked a couch than there is about the Threesome Reich, so I think we all owe it to each other to make this a Major Story

polycruel

This happened because of you. You protested at TeslaTakedowns and made his name and his company’s product reviled. You protested outside federal agencies slated for DOGE cuts. You barred doors, protected data. You sued and won. You WORE HIM OUT. Don’t let them spin it any other way.

therapist: “bluesky can not hurt u darth it is not real” bluesky:

I just once again want to point this shit out from the party of “family values” And again needing a lot of brain bleach from the images Gwen I appreciate you so much for giving us all of this tea

Like literally laughing my ass off at this and also requiring brain bleach at the same time

i just love my husband so much

June is already exhausting me (This is about planning. Not about who I am marrying!)

What a terrible name for a starship.

the average canadian can also go to the hospital without starting a gofundme campaign

Ngl I was so tempted to put the difficulty down to story and turn on Autoparry for the Chromatic Ramasseur. Talk about a tough fight! But glad I didn’t. #ClairObscurExpedition33

*slams fist on table* BOAT STUCK PLEASE! BOAT STUCK PLEASE! BOAT STUCK PLEASE!

We love to see it.

i’m going to check on twitter, where the debate is more civilize— nevermind

something that I think explains an enormous amount of the asymmetrical information environment online is that the hardcore right wing can achieve many of its goals through the current Republican Party and the left cannot do the same through the Democrats

im like if a kobold took their afternoon adderall a little bit late today

I forgot about this for almost a year or so

sorry to self-repost but

pissed that when you make a videogame you have to make the videogame

Some advice to the doom and gloom crowd who wanna speedrun straight to armed rebellion/dystopic hoarding - if I can’t trust you to show up to city council meetings and give public comment, what the fuck makes you think I’m going to trust you with a weapon at my back?

microdosing a nap by blinking slower

Always a good time to remind everyone

So two things: No, liberals, trans people don't deserve this because "elections have consequences." Trans people aren't a lesson in voting. No, leftists, trans folks don't deserve to die as punishment for US imperialism. If we all disappear, the US won't mourn us and won't change anything.

of course everyone is 30+. we're 38

my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

Chat I am actually dying at this PR github.com/dotnet/runti...

If you're currently typing on your little keyboard about what concessions "the left" need to make to be invited into the big Dem party tent, I think you should be waterboarded

“We need a Joe Rogan for the left” ok but why go for the milquetoast strategy of settling for Rogan when we could do something more radical? Anyways, I’m now looking for an Adolf Hitler for the left

LMAO just saw that crap. I have been a high-value target for "No one REALLY likes your comics, it's all peer pressure/white guilt" types for literal decades. They will tell themselves *anything* to soothe their fragile egos. The entitlement in mind-boggling.

All you can sleep buffet with endless shrimp beds and crab leg pillows

I am literally covered in tattoos and the IUD hurt worse than even getting tattooed by two guys at once

Stop publicly sharing pictures of children's faces without blurring out their faces.

"Honey, could you give this a once-over before we print it with our name on it?" me (I'm Honey), approx. 20 seconds later: "That first book doesn't exist. You want me to read the rest, or is it time to just trash the whole thing?"

If you go to the doctor and you see your doctor using ChatGPT to look up anything, demand your visit fee waived and find a new doctor immediately. If you paid with insurance, I also recommend reporting them to your insurance company for billing fraud.

i think one thing that modern xiv players need to know is that they had to add relic steps and later bicolor gems to fates after StB (and, arguably, HW) because players just were not doing fates lol also StB fates were like, weirdly hard if I recall? Hard as in, took too long