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calli.bsky.social
Senior front end engineer. #ActuallyAutistic and I complain about video games a lot. Opinions and shitposts are from my cat. ex msft, AWS Games, Wowhead. Adopted, mixed race parentage but white af Ace/demi, nonbinary, dommeish, marrying a guy named tobey
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Hi Pokey!

submitted 10 hours ago • 13 comments

When Elon Musk was part of the administration, people said that if Tesla goes bankrupt Trump will just bail him out. Now that Musk is on the outs with the administration, people say he's no longer worth targeting. If you want to bankrupt a shitty billionaire, stop talking yourself out of it.

submitted 11 hours ago • 18 comments

Look, there was less evidence that JD Vance fucked a couch than there is about the Threesome Reich, so I think we all owe it to each other to make this a Major Story

submitted 11 hours ago • 48 comments

polycruel

submitted 10 hours ago • 31 comments

This happened because of you. You protested at TeslaTakedowns and made his name and his company’s product reviled. You protested outside federal agencies slated for DOGE cuts. You barred doors, protected data. You sued and won. You WORE HIM OUT. Don’t let them spin it any other way.

submitted 10 hours ago • 201 comments

therapist: “bluesky can not hurt u darth it is not real” bluesky:

submitted 11 hours ago • 56 comments

I just once again want to point this shit out from the party of “family values” And again needing a lot of brain bleach from the images Gwen I appreciate you so much for giving us all of this tea

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Like literally laughing my ass off at this and also requiring brain bleach at the same time

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

i just love my husband so much

submitted 21 hours ago • 33 comments

June is already exhausting me (This is about planning. Not about who I am marrying!)

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

What a terrible name for a starship.

submitted 1 day ago • 60 comments

the average canadian can also go to the hospital without starting a gofundme campaign

submitted 1 day ago • 143 comments

Ngl I was so tempted to put the difficulty down to story and turn on Autoparry for the Chromatic Ramasseur. Talk about a tough fight! But glad I didn’t. #ClairObscurExpedition33

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

*slams fist on table* BOAT STUCK PLEASE! BOAT STUCK PLEASE! BOAT STUCK PLEASE!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

We love to see it.

submitted 2 days ago • 128 comments

i’m going to check on twitter, where the debate is more civilize— nevermind

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

something that I think explains an enormous amount of the asymmetrical information environment online is that the hardcore right wing can achieve many of its goals through the current Republican Party and the left cannot do the same through the Democrats

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

im like if a kobold took their afternoon adderall a little bit late today

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I forgot about this for almost a year or so

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

sorry to self-repost but

submitted 6 days ago • 57 comments

pissed that when you make a videogame you have to make the videogame

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

Some advice to the doom and gloom crowd who wanna speedrun straight to armed rebellion/dystopic hoarding - if I can’t trust you to show up to city council meetings and give public comment, what the fuck makes you think I’m going to trust you with a weapon at my back?

submitted 6 days ago • 189 comments

microdosing a nap by blinking slower

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments

Always a good time to remind everyone

submitted 6 days ago • 37 comments

So two things: No, liberals, trans people don't deserve this because "elections have consequences." Trans people aren't a lesson in voting. No, leftists, trans folks don't deserve to die as punishment for US imperialism. If we all disappear, the US won't mourn us and won't change anything.

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

of course everyone is 30+. we're 38

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

submitted 6 days ago • 43 comments

Chat I am actually dying at this PR github.com/dotnet/runti...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

If you're currently typing on your little keyboard about what concessions "the left" need to make to be invited into the big Dem party tent, I think you should be waterboarded

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

“We need a Joe Rogan for the left” ok but why go for the milquetoast strategy of settling for Rogan when we could do something more radical? Anyways, I’m now looking for an Adolf Hitler for the left

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

LMAO just saw that crap. I have been a high-value target for "No one REALLY likes your comics, it's all peer pressure/white guilt" types for literal decades. They will tell themselves *anything* to soothe their fragile egos. The entitlement in mind-boggling.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

All you can sleep buffet with endless shrimp beds and crab leg pillows

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I am literally covered in tattoos and the IUD hurt worse than even getting tattooed by two guys at once

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Stop publicly sharing pictures of children's faces without blurring out their faces.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

"Honey, could you give this a once-over before we print it with our name on it?" me (I'm Honey), approx. 20 seconds later: "That first book doesn't exist. You want me to read the rest, or is it time to just trash the whole thing?"

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

If you go to the doctor and you see your doctor using ChatGPT to look up anything, demand your visit fee waived and find a new doctor immediately. If you paid with insurance, I also recommend reporting them to your insurance company for billing fraud.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

i think one thing that modern xiv players need to know is that they had to add relic steps and later bicolor gems to fates after StB (and, arguably, HW) because players just were not doing fates lol also StB fates were like, weirdly hard if I recall? Hard as in, took too long

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment