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canabrit.bsky.social
British / Canadian scallywag with a penchant for politics, literature, fitness, doggos, catzes and humour so dry it could make sarcasm look like slapstick.
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Donald Trump thought Canada was an easy mark. But we come from a long line of fascist fighters. Canada will not break. We will not bend. We will not kiss the gangster ring. Please share this footage of my Elbows Up tour stop in London. #elbowsup #strongasfuck www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDGm...

My publisher has been teasing us by posting photos from HQ of the just printed advance review “galleys” of my next book, John Candy: A Life In Comedy, publishing October 7 from @houseofanansi.bsky.social Pre order the hard cover here: houseofanansi.com/products/joh...

Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire

what a day

Elon's DOGE is going to be America's Brexit, full of unintended consequences and buyer's remorse.

Who made this. 🤣

A quick search of Cotton’s accounts show that the first time he posted a single word critical of USAID was 5 days ago, despite serving in the Senate for 10 years and the House before that.

Dump Susan Collins in 2026.

Mark Carney: I'm not a politician

You Are Not Allowed To Be Shocked open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

We know what’s going on here.

Here’s what we did today

Canadians used to joke that we were a mouse beside an elephant. Then comparisons got darker - living above a meth lab. Now we understand we live next to a gangster regime. But Canadians won't bend. The resistance is coming from ordinary folk. Please read and share. open.substack.com/pub/charliea...

Senate Democrats are considering voting NO or delaying every Trump nominee as retaliation for his overreach on ending USAID. Smash the RT if you SUPPORT this plan. ZERO votes from Democrats!!

He blinked. 2 days ago Donald demanded our nationhood as the price of peace. Then we hit with $125bil in counter tariffs and pulled American products off the shelf. So now he settles for a fentanyl czar. Canada shows the world how to stand up. But this is ain't over. Don't drop your guard.

Last year, law enforcement intercepted about 19 kilograms of fentanyl at the US-Canada border. At the southern border, agents seized 9,600 kilograms. The idea that Canada is a major source of drugs is a lie, and this admin is hoping you’re stupid enough to believe it.

makes perfect sense but also wild to see retaliation focused on red states

Red state alcohol is currently being removed at B.C. Liquor store in Victoria. #bcpoli

The clearest explanation of tariffs I’ve ever heard

glowing hearts

Time to turn off the taps. Not a single bottle of American wine, beer or bourbon should be sold anywhere in Canada. From here on in I will only drink "freedom" wines from Canada, France or Spain. As for the beer? It's shit anyways. True. North. Strong. Free. @strongasfuck

Mood.

Dear USA, Everyone hates FOTUS. Sincerely, Port Moody, BC, Canada

Ron DeSantis Gets Punched In The Face...and it's a lesson for Republicans terrified of Trump. open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”

Why stop at academics? There are so many of us in so many professions who would be thrilled to be poached!

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

CNN's Jim Acosta signing off: "I will not give in to the lies. I will not give into the fear. Post it on your social media so people can hear from you too." I will not give in to the lies. I will not give into the fear. Post it on your social media so people can hear from you too. Pass it on.

If Google is going to go along with renaming the Gulf of Mexico I think we need to rename them.

True then. True now. Thank you, Willem Arondeus.

This threatening tweet was deleted by Trump’s dumbest son 20 minutes after he posted it.

This

The USAF removed Tuskegee Airmen & Women Airforce Service Pilots of WWII from basic training curriculum. For 30 years I promised these women I would not let them ever be forgotten again. We worked for decades to have them remembered. The Airmen too. Knowledge is power. 🗃️ www.msn.com/en-us/societ...

Gaslighting is the entire GOP playbook. From ‘biggest crowd ever’ to ‘normal tourist visit,’ they’re betting you’ll ignore reality. If we allow them to keep rewriting history, they’ll keep burning the truth to the ground.

Last month, Sen. Deb Fischer's (R-NE) husband refused to shake the Vice President's hand. Yesterday, he tried to shake Doug Emhoff's hand. The Second Gentleman replied: "Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?” REPOST if you love Doug Emhoff!

If she can do it, we can all do it.

Expect all Trump Towers built in the future to have windows that open on the Oligarch floors.

Just saying.

Officer Brian Sicknick was killed on J6 because of Trump — here’s what Brian’s father said ⬇️⬇️⬇️ "Trump makes sure he gets his face out there. The guy’s a criminal. He’s the reason my son is dead—because of the riot at the Capitol…There’s nothing good about that man."

Mark Cuban is ready to fund a TikTok alternative built on Bluesky’s AT Protocol techcrunch.com/2025/01/16/m...

This one's a no brainer. Where should we levy the first tariff retaliation? 200% TARIFF ON ALL TESLA PRODUCTS Contact Finance Minister [email protected] Tell him that Charlie sent you.

Pass it on please.

Please please please watch this. Please.