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The bird not the city. Trying to be a creative person while having all my energy drained by living in a society #crochet #developer
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This is some Yakuza ass

Well here it is! It's got a lot of glitches, but technically, this is Discord Messenger running on a nearly 32 year old operating system!

Excellent, an excuse to re-post one of my favourite Nichijou scenes:

i believe, linkedin, that actually i would rather miss conversations in javascript

friend

seeing that big ole clawed foot is genuinely so exciting hahaha, 3U was the first MH I got *into* so it's a special thing yknow

Hi Netflix, we could really use a one shot drama about the effects of dismantling welfare and pandering to the super rich, sincerely Britain.

factorio is so unbelievably my shit and yet i have never progressed beyond the first stage of oil processing… this is going to be the one

my in laws will use delightful terms to refer to the noob white population of the country before immediately going on to complain about the welsh speaking welsh in wales

It's offensive for aperture laboratory. Yeah they kill people but at least their product works

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

💥🖥️ Desktop Destroyer.exe 🔨🔥

this weekend i will continue work on my playdate breakout clone

"energy"

honestly i ranked world pretty low before (like being the least good mh doesn’t still make it once of the best games ever) but after hitting credits on it last night and soloing a lot of the last fights it was rad as heck. I used to be so scared of teostra haha

i just murdered a baby space lizard and i feel powerful and great and i forgot that world is actually very good wowee

The first of these games was a blast and didn't quite get the love it deserved - early 2020 was a busy time to release, and a lot had happened by the time Best Of lists were being drawn up. I'm delighted there's a sequel!

I truly think the world would be a much better place if everyone spent about 75% of their time making bad art

last night i ordered some yarn off the internet like it was nothing and it's a terrifying slope to be at the top of

tfw you pick your level 2 emotional support mug but it's really starting to feel like a level 1 emotional support mug kinda day

A fantastic underrated gem of a game, on sale through the weekend. Explore a beautifully stylized alien planet and piece together cryptic clues as a hacked robot with a retinue of robros. And, rather unexpectedly, read fascinating logs about society, philosophy, and religion among synthetic minds.

i'm cool on the game personally but man the rift of the necrodancer soundtrack is something else

Alas

we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro

every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it

Being a #gamedev is so easy. You just come up with a game idea, do nothing for a few years, and then someone else will release a game with that exact concept. Now you can just play it instead of thinking about making it!

Few things bring me more joy than watching the Guide open doors to let zombies in on new players. I could have fixed that years ago

I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC

"oh I feel like playing nms again" nms subreddit full of emojis... oh ok I'll wait a minute This happens every single time I get the nms itch

Has OpenAI considered cutting down on lattes and avocado toast?

motortown seems to be having a moment right now and i love that so much