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cannedcream.bsky.social
I was very popular among a sub-group of a fandom, once.
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the republic has fallen

submitted 4 days ago • 65 comments

Turian heads based on birds I like

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

BESTIE ERA! cannot WAIT for their B plot hijinks #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolas #moxxie

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描いてたけど途中からどう仕上げればいいかわかんなくなってきた～

submitted 19 days ago • 9 comments

in these dire times i present to you HE'S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF in full hd

submitted 19 days ago • 117 comments

You know the *only* reason he got out so fast was a reporter live posted about this for hours. And, a large amount of public pressure. Every time someone gets grabbed, there has to be a robust public response immediately.

submitted 21 days ago • 149 comments

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

submitted 21 days ago • 349 comments

repeat after me :

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

submitted 24 days ago • 122 comments

Cuddling a water sausage.

submitted 27 days ago • 531 comments

HAHAHA

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I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.

submitted 36 days ago • 216 comments

$90 for a game is outrageous dude

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

don't

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I am a prologue and 2 chapters into Wind and Truth, but I can say without a hint of hyperbole that if Kaladin and Syl don't awkward-teen makeout by the end of this thing I am suing Brandon Sanderson and the entire concept of literature for emotional damage.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

(PCDD) Theme Hospital $1.49 via GOG. ow.ly/WcNF50VlnMl Spring Sale via GOG. ow.ly/ukfk50VlnMm

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

That DC x Sonic issue came out today and all I could think of was when I drew this:

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Happy 1 year to vox being hella hottest stupid tv 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #vox #hellshottest

submitted 52 days ago • 11 comments

I’m tired of waiting! When are you coming? #RougeTheBat

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Check it out, it's the assholes who won't look at yardcam footage of your bike getting stolen in 4k and follow its airtag to its exact location to retrieve it because they have "more important" things to do

submitted 60 days ago • 14 comments

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

submitted 109 days ago • 4 comments

ルシパパ初描き〜 ＃HazbinhotelFanart ＃HazbinhotelLucifer

submitted 322 days ago • 5 comments

I'm imagining

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I feel like I need to tap the sign cause I keep seeing people trying to "dunk" on hateful peeps on my feed. This ISN'T TWITTER. Please don't make it into it.

submitted 213 days ago • 136 comments

There was a time where I was the kid lying about my age. Sometimes puberty hits and you wanna see naked people. I think it's weird as hell so many refuse to accept that?? If it bothers you, monitor their online time. Part of the job of being a parent.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Karlach - we're kar-locked in 💪😈🔥 #baldursgate3 #bg3 #art

submitted 89 days ago • 22 comments

💖🍎🔥🔥

submitted 89 days ago • 10 comments

“As in… the darkest story you’ve done?” “No. As in, it’s so dark, you can barely see anything.” 🐺

submitted 90 days ago • 5 comments

POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

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submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

Totally removed my Twitter account.

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submitted 99 days ago • 15 comments

My dream job is the late-night museum security guard eating a sandwich, sitting in front of a block of TV's that I'm not watching while Catwoman steals a princess jewel. Anyone hiring for that?

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments