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As if I needed more reasons to hate Bungie. Euh.

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If I had a pound for every time Oswald had been in a Dalek, I’d have three pounds; which’d be shit because you can’t afford anything with three pounds.

thank you for clarifying that you are well aware of her transphobia and still continuing with the show

so much for free speech

Pope Francis dying on Easter Monday is genuinely pretty based of him. It's like he timed it or something, what a ledge.

The Pope really just fucking saw JD Vance and just decided to fucking give up on life, huh. Really can't blame him. That face is murder.

Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

"The concept of sexual orientation would be rendered meaningless" DAMN GIRL WE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR DECADES

My life may be going to shit and the government may be taking my benefits away but at least Doctor Who is on tonight. Swings and roundabouts, innit.

JKR put a ton of money into this bill. Your Hogwarts nostalgia isn't worth people's lives.

Well... Looks like the government is going to can my disability and there's fuck all I can do about it. Great... Love that for me, no idea what I'm going to do now.

Doctor Who’s back tomorrow

2025 will finally be my girl chikorita's year More crossbreeds coming soon!

i love you winamp you really whipped the llama's ass

Shout out to @limmy.com for calling me a prick on Justin.tv on April 8th 2011. Shout out to 19 year-old me for thinking this was funny enough to share on Facebook.

Seeing a whoooole lot of people who have been very quiet about the destruction of women's rights, trans rights, queer rights, immigrant rights, human liberty in general, etc, suddenly getting very mad because their access to games is being threatened. Good to know you had your priorities straight.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

I know crashing the economy on purpose seems harsh, but it’ll all be worth it when the seventh Little Mermaid is white

GOOGLE NEWS DID NOT JUST SEND ME A FUCKING NOTIFICATION OF DOCTORWHOTV'S GOD DAMN APRIL FOOLS SHIT AS IF IT WERE FACT LMFAO Google News is legit fucking worthless nowadays.

Bitch are you for real like now. Like how is this what he gets emotional over? This is what Muskrat thinks evil looks like, someone making fun of a failing company? After everything he's done? This shit is beyond parody.