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World got you feeling down? Watch The Simpsons and Futurama with directors commentary! Always a joy to tune out the absolute shitstorm that is the world rn lolol

UHH IDK WHAT TO SAY so have a recentish pic okay cool

today’s webworm features a new short film from documentary maker giorgio angelini. it’s about luigi mangione — but it’s also, really, about everything in america right now. please RT: www.webworm.co/p/americanca...

In 1997, a huge storm off the coast of Cornwall pushed 62 containers off the cargo ship Tokio Express. One was filled with nearly 5 million pieces of Lego, much of it sea-themed. The pieces are still being found today.

Living an average life

Jesus Christ The Onion went all in www.theonion.com/what-to-know...

Been discharged today from one medical healthcare team, to another! For at least 3 years possibly The human mind is insane but the colour spectrum of emotions???? Yeesh fuck that noise

Going through psychosis sucks, I was extremely lucky to know what to do during one though, and I found out that seriously flipping off 7 odd doctors will closing ya eyes will land you in a mental health facility lmao

It took going to a mental health facility to actually feel happy again, A SILLY TIMELINE INDEED

just had "the talk" with my 14-year-old. it was awkward but now she knows that the fbi killed martin luther king jr

Let's give it a try

@freehogarth.bsky.social #thestaff

I've had some really encouraging feedback on my script from Comic Scout PR this week. If you're looking for an editor, I can highly recommend Clare. Here is a sneak peak of some concept art, provided by my good friend at ATC illustration. #Indiecomics #Lemonade

Objection, your Honor! Opposing counsel is camping!

look at your calendar. its finally here

What a weird year lol?

Important

The 50s. When men were real men and never left the house without their shoulder kittens. Photo from my collection, no further info.

Life is weird eh

Reverse psychology is a silly concept, the emotional spectrum via comics ie Green Lanterns???? Well lets just say, my brain hurts from the lore hahah can’t wait to see Guy!!! @jamesgunn.bsky.social hoping it branches off to his Red Lanterns times down the line :)

Psychosis was not fun lol, thanks for all the help 💜 gonna start streaming soon for sure ☑️ 💜

I love her music and loved her live at Eden Sessions with my wife whom needs to actually use bluesky the silly billy 💜

all smartphones should look like this

reskeet if you love trans women and think america should pay for it's crimes on a global scale

BREAKING: SAG-AFTRA has voted to authorize a strike against 10 of the biggest video game companies. An overwhelming 98% voted in favor of authorizing a strike. The union now has the authority to call a strike for video game voice actors.

The only minority I fully support discriminating against.

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.

90’s anime details

Our muddy buddy Neville is once again asking you to help save the chubby unicorns. 🦏 #WorldRhinoDay

Happy Bi Visibility Day to the IKEA bisexual nightmare couch

Just finished The Internet Con, and it's great. If you've ever wondered why we feel so helpless against bad behaviour by the tech giants, and whether there's anything we can do about it, this is the book for you. Read it and spread the word. And the word is "interoperability". #books #BigTech 🧪

I used to have low self-esteem. Then at some point, whenever my brain said anything negative about me, I'd respond to it with "lol, lmao." My brain completely disregards all negative thoughts now & immediately dumps them into the trash. Feel free to use this in your own life.

The biggest issue I have with twitter is how Elon made it some stupid game to claim a new host of sorts. What an utter twat he is.

Well I guess I can’t use my twitter account anymore due to no security verification access, OH WELL GET FUCKED ELON