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Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
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THE APRIL OF ANDOR BAYBEEEEEE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4w...

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

Read the last graf. This is fake until proven otherwise

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s amazing how so many people love this scraggly guy. It’s heartwarming after the loss of my own cat.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I got one!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Dance of the Dipshits by George R. R. Martin

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

They are traveling the sci-fi wasteland on their hoverbikes, and they are DATING

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

He is joy in a weary world

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They should invent a dishwasher that loads and unloads itself

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If a giant crow fought a tree man, who would you root for?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

God, someone talk to the papers already

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

What are the odds of some Dr. Nick-ass quack entering the fold and we find out he’s musks dealer

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

What the hell is an outie

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The first Amazon James Bond movie is going to be about nefarious striking workers undermining the British economy or something then 007 uses AI to stop them

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

They are traveling the sci-fi wasteland on their hoverbikes, and they are DATING

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I LOVE PROOFREADING LETS FIND SOME ERRORS

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Sabrina Carpenter’s music is mid. Send tweet

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Run these guys for Congress in every district in America www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments