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Non-binary finery, bubblegum emo, pan/demi polyam poet, mental health first aider. ADHD, Bipolar. They/them. Tiny Wolf. white and European, and Scottish as heck
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related but opposite fun fact: if you click on any google ad for an etsy item and buy anything from that store in the next 30 days, it costs the creator 12-15% on top of standard fees. so if you see something cool..... don't click, type it in

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

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At literally no point in this sentence can you predict the next word

This is quite possibly the funniest comment I've ever had left on something I posted. Cis man got his feelings hurt over the racist wizard school story.

I can’t get over how cartoonishly evil this is putting in your fucking “hate speech” policy that a particular kind of hate speech against a particular group of people is explicitly allowed - and therefore encouraged - is the kind of shit that should be done from a volcano lair with a shark moat

Painting minis, feels good

I've never understood the weird following and unfollowing cycle if I don't follow someone back immediately. Like I barely use this platform, I'm not worth that much energy. Weird stalker behaviour honestly. Fucking men.

Feet pic

Making socks, it is deeply relaxing.

Stupidest take I've seen this festive season: the guy upset because there were brown faces in Wallace and Gromit, because "good British comedies should be white, like all good British things." Imagine being that mad at clay.

One finished slouchy beanie

Only UK fans of Greek myth will get this

WHY IS THE UK SO HARRY POTTER THEMED WHEN WALLACE AND GROMIT IS RIGHT THERE

I'm punchy this morning, making the argument that this might be the greatest chase scene in cinema history. youtube.com/watch?v=jrmZ...

“And yet there is something inescapably bleak about a Britain that relies on philanthropy to tackle its social and economic problems.” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Opinions on the new Wallace and Gromit then? I thought it was fucking aces.

I will never forget this. Starmer thinks transphobia is okie doke as long as its polite and you dont offend a cis woman. He has not once condemned the transphobia that killed Brianna outside this. Not once.

Billionnaires stole your living. Not immigrants. Not minorities. Not people who follow a different religion. Billionnaires. Noone needs a billion to live. Billionnaires could easily give you the money you lack and not notice the loss. They do not. They never will.

The earliest known records of people prescribing what would come to be called HRT for kids are almost 100 years old. The regimen we have now was mostly perfected by the 1980s. Jules Gill-Peterson’s Histories of the Transgender Child was hugely revelatory even for ME.

the sheer difference between how the government and oligarchy have reacted to this single murder versus the hundreds (thousands?) of dead children in mass shootings over the years is staggering

I'm in love with this yarn.

My christmas present yarn is so pretty!

Editor: You get those photos of Luigi and some cops? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

Whilst waiting for my sock yarn to arrive I have decided I am making one of these cowls in the colours of the luna moth, which is native to Ontario. With my painted tartan jacket I am going to look wild.

Poncho sweater complete.

A request for cis allies: Report and block Jesse Singal. In addition to his highly problematic history in journalism, he's now actively calling on his Twitter followers to harass trans women he disagrees with on Bluesky.

Playing videogames, specifically Secret of Mana, Jim gives me a content warning. For a fucking pineapple monster. I married the right man.

There are many things wrong with this article but I want to highlight the fact that the BBC is quoting a member of a conversion therapy advocacy group found to be engaging in child abuse. 🧵 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

As of yesterday booksellers at The Strand are on strike. Solidarity with them. Don’t cross the picket line, even virtually.

Hey, so, there are way too many people following this Nazi account that is impersonating antifa. Could you notify your mutuals? We used to track this one on Twitter and I have the suspension data for it. bsky.app/profile/jack...

dear reddit, my transgender son ate his thanksgiving dinner way too fast, is this normal? update: apologies, he was lettuced off his gourd

It’s like they say with shoplifting — if you see the health insurance assassin, no you didn’t.

If you were unclear as to why Jesse Singal is here, this is the point, this is the bit. Trans folks made a space, separate from him, his followers, and the harassment they bring. He is attempting to import those followers and that harassment of trans women here, because it makes content for him.

Never, ever put off buying book one of something because book two isn't out. That's a good way to ensure book two is dropped by the publisher. Sure, a couple of big noisy boys have let you down. Most of us can, do, and are burning to in fact finish what we started, given half a chance.

Murder Ballads are older than the United States! A bunch of them, like Knoxville Girl, are actually localizations of British songs. And they exist all over the globe, including the Mexican narcocorrido. This is going to be an incredibly nerdy thread about songs where people kill people. Fun, right?

My jaw hit the floor when I heard about Gaie Delap's case. A 77-year old peaceful climate protester threatened with being returned to jail...because they can't find a tag small enough for her wrists. As her MP, I have written to the prisons minister Lord Timpson. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Somebody said Home Alone is “Middle Grade Die Hard” and I haven’t slept in days

Day I don't know how many of wanting Elbow to do a North American tour again so I can drag Jim to see them with me. I'll suffer Toronto, I don't care.

i'm just over here processing that there is such a thing as a scholar of contract killing

Yes, clearly, THIS is the takeaway.

this attitude is the antidote to our plot hole-obsessed, cinemasins-poisoned discourse around movies. movies are not a video game boss for you to beat. they are not a race between you and the plot to see who can figure it out first. they are light, space, tone, color, music, acting and, yes, script.

UnitedHealthcare CEO: *arrives in Hell* The devil: “Sure, you’ve heard of pre-existing conditions, but have you heard of post-existence conditions?”

In short: single payer healthcare is administered by the only health insurance provider in the area, and that is most effectively done by government employees who don’t get paid obscene amounts of money when they automatically say no, because it’s not done for profit.

I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that mainstream American media hasn’t more widely covered Vietnam sentencing billionaires who commit wide-scale fraud to death. I can’t imagine why such a story wouldn’t get more traction in this country. I simply cannot imagine. www.bbc.com/news/article...