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John Fetterman getting pissed about the Americorps being gutted after he sold out his party really rings hollow.

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Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

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Just wanted to go on record to say fuck Linda McMahon. apnews.com/article/stud...

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you’ve just woken up in outer space! time travel and/or inter dimensional travel may have been involved! who are you befriending first to show you the ropes of your new galactic adventure? 🚀🛰️🪐 quote with your space buddy ✨

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To think if he just shut his fucking mouth, put all his money in going to Mars while he kept making money he could've been a hero of space exploration and probably celebrated for generations. Now he'll be an example of why every 200 years we have to cut the heads off the rich.

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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

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Turns out being loud 10% of the time, when that time is late at night, can be a lot.

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I know we hate Elon but I don't hate the idea of buying a used Tesla for dirt cheap

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I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do

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Guy who claims to be a master dealmaker can’t even strike a deal with one of his closest allies to secure the return of a man he mistakenly sent to prison?

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I'm sorry, these folks are banning LBGTQ+ gatherings... apnews.com/article/hung...

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I thought these were Skittles tampons

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Taste the rainbow was not a suggestion.

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Study Links Binge Eating To Stress, Contentment, Depression, Joy, Boredom, Anger, Relaxation theonion.com/study-l...

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That forwarding emails to refiner of materials pipeline

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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison theonion.com/judge-g...

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I'm really thinking it's time we all change our W4s to pay as little in taxes as possible. I'm done lining the pockets of scum with my tax dollars.

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the gang manipulates the stock market

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

It's nice to see if you properly defraud the entire nation, while President, but you tip your billionaire buddies off on when to buy stocks everyone will fall all over themselves to call you a genius

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Notice to all corporations: if you try to pass the cost of tariffs on to me I will "pass" on buying your product. As far as I'm concerned this is a "you problem"

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they brought the dire wolf back from extinction just to show it what fuckin dire looks like

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Today’s crash is not to be referred to as Black Monday. It is White Boy Monday. by Karoline Leavitt

submitted 15 days ago • 208 comments

can you die of too much news

submitted 14 days ago • 108 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

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Ms. Eggy absolutely murdered it!

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laughed pretty hard at this boat

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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

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Just read The Uncanny X-Men 10 and that Deathdream "All Dogs Go to Heaven" line absolutely got me. Almost woke up the kids.

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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

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U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts theonion.com/u-s-foo...

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Must suck to be a billionaire and not even be able to buy friends.

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Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

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Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home. Bring Andry back home.

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