carolyntx.bsky.social
Retired Texas teacher
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All this kiss ass stuff reminds me of Animal House where the frat boys were getting paddled on the butt and saying, "Thank you sir may I have another."
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I knew it was a scam. My grandson had once run through a toll in Houston and I got a letter in the mail about it. And now I'm my only driver, and I don't go out of town, so I say a silent F off to the text.
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I filed on Feb. 1 and got my refund Feb. 12. I knew that clock was ticking.
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I think "douche" is appropriate.
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I have one of those angels with me, too.
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You mean everyone wasn’t already doing that?
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I'm counting down....30 days until the time change.
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I think this would fit in the dictionary under FAFO!
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Looking at you on TV now and thought,”Have I followed him?” Answer: I am now!
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Pissing into the wind until they actually feel the damage themselves.
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🥶
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EXCELLENT!!!
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My favorite quote from Fried Green Tomatoes. Ninny Threadgoode : I'm worried about my little friend Evelyn. She said her husband, Ed, would just be sitting around watching his sports on TV... and she has an urge to hit him in the head with a baseball bat. Janeen : Oh hell, that seems normal to me.
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I watched y’all on Joy today. Michael’s mom’s story of abuse in her own home broke my heart.
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Good luck getting those Alaskans to abandon “Denali.”
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Maybe she’s afraid she won’t be able to resist snatching that nasty critter off the top of his head.
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Sooooo, would trump immunity spill down on what petey does?
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I don't see it on my DVR. When is it supposed to start?
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Secretary of Skank
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Sniffing the orange one’s diaper too much.
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I keep thinking about that verse in the Bible that says the love of money is the root of all evil. LOVE, not just MONEY.
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I have visions of taping his stupid mouth shut and breaking his Twitter finger.
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Perhaps tiny "teetee" syndrome?
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Flush the toilet, and these 2 come out of the sewer.
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Sometimes it seems that a man's penis is his own worst enemy.
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Makes me think of the fable of the farmer who brought a snake into his house, and the snake ended up killing him after saying the farmer knew he was a snake when he brought him inside.
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In trump's bedroom or the one next door?
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1st word that comes to my mind is ghoul.
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I just saw Robert Reich referring to him as the Muskrat.
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Bless your heart translated to southern is F you.
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I live in a city with 16% white population. Doesn’t bother me at all.
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That was a great experience 13 years ago. I couldn't get my sister off the open air car. She's a science nerd and was enjoying the layers of rock in the canyon wall.
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I downloaded this on my phone... www.goodsuniteus.com
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I love your work, so please don't be offended by this....I can remember it's you because it "seems" your 1st name is marcee.
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I never use upper case '"t" when writing his name.
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My students used to call his kind of crap "no home training."
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In 1998 my dog had to be put down. We wanted to bury him on our land in the woods hours away from our home. But because of work schedules, it would be over a month before we could do it. So we double-bagged him in black plastic bags and put his body in the deep freezer. He loved those woods.
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I deactivated my X account. It felt as good as getting dog poop off the bottom of my shoe.
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I have been saying this exact thing. Parents use that technique with their kids, letting them do a certain thing in order to let them suffer the consequences.
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Pervs of a feather stick together.
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Paydirt!!!
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You were on my "hit" list of necessary people to follow. You calm me down in the craziness.