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I just don't understand liberals, fr a username like "facistscansuckit" but god forbid anyone say they don't want to hero worship democrats, then all your arguments are invalid and you're a troll tee hee feels like a Facebook minion mom army ffs

this is why I don't deal w shit online, it's so hard to assume the best, and ppl so often assume the worst there's no room for nuanced discussion or understanding when you can just go "nu-uh you're an idiot and the reason everything is terrible!"

and this is why you gotta think critically about who you follow and get info from - I really want to like these alt accounts, I do, I follow some of them and I know they're all mostly in agreement on this stuff (which is wild but w/e) we do not and should not have a two party system

anyone else feel like we've been edging the apocalypse for the last ~80-90 yrs or so? like I don't want it to happen but at this point it would be nice if SOMETHING did besides just being driven to the brink and then pulled back to barely comfortable enough to get by

this exactly - the people at my local march were: - making sure people were registered to vote - getting the word out about/collecting signatures for a single payer healthcare petition for our state - inviting people to join further movements thru DSA/community orgs

to those complaining that the protests were "cringe" or that "they should have had guns", what did you do this weekend? did you train a militia and march on the capital? I certainly didn't hear about that we have to have it all - peaceful demonstrations too

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

oof, just when I thought maybe we'd learned from our mistakes, we got people simping MAD hard over Hillary joining a social media platform the yikes is strong

makes sense Trump is suckin Graham off so hard most of his bffs look like they couldn't be trusted to finish out tomorrow's shift at the Foot Locker, much less the office of the state as a former constituent of Lindsey I gotta say that coward can gargle lead paint

i wouldn't euthanize an 80 year old with bad eyesight but I'd probably take away the keys to their F150 because i have a very basic ability to foresee obvious problems

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

this is even funnier

if anyone is still wondering why Dems lose: it's bc they're losers this is loser talk - Reps showed blatant hostile disrespect to every Dem in office for the last century and y'all out here talking abt how you owe this screaming fascist toddler "his due" get disrespectful or fuck all the way off

8 million on transgender mice is insane I thought for sure we'd reached half a billion by now πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

it's exactly what we were promised, no one is surprised he said it over and over again for the last decade that this is his goal if someone says they want to run a country like a business, believe them that they will suck dry anything that makes the country liveable for profit

this is the closest thing I have to a platform so I'll just ask here: any ADA type orgs looking to do a class action RE those god awful gas station pumps w ad screens? can't fill up without having a gd nervous breakdown waiting for it to start screaming at me while I'm trying to input my PIN

I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

cool story - turns out if a bunch of dead people wanted something but a bunch of alive people aren't willing to literally fight for it, it doesn't mean jack shit stop thinking about what dead men want and start protecting your living neighbors w action and policy

so glad to know this is what "small govt" looks like: banning private citizens from participating in private events, starting petty squabbles w trade partners at the expense of citizens, and ensuring the last of our benefits from tax $ get cut so 100% goes to war hope everyone is having a good time

the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie

so w the NCAA complying in advance around trans athletes, we can all agree we aren't watching, buying tickets for, or supporting them in any way for the foreseeable future, yeah? we're in this together and if you aren't, you aren't safe

A lot of people who have no idea what government actually does for their lives are about to apparently find out real quick.

Ever think about how most all the big political actors and dictators of the 20th century personally experienced the horrors of war and bloodshed? Meanwhile, we’re watching a U.S. coup carried out by men who have lived lives softer than that of your average inbred French Bulldog in a sweater.

oh ick, idk how you can say something like "I agree with Israel's mission" in the year of our lord 2025 smfh instant unfollow 🀒 gotta keep a weather eye on even the altgov accounts these days