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Somebody calls me young online. That very second a large G is projected into the sky above North London, where Guy Lodge is attending a drinks event. Noticing the signal out of the corner of his eye he discreetly excuses himself, and speeds off to his lair. "Albert, fire up Bluesky!" he orders

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Ha ha, god he's so fucking useless. Biggest bedshitter in my lifetime

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Cheek to Cheek just came on, and the bit where Ella Fitzgerald goes, "I like to go out fishing, in a river or a creek" got me thinking... I don't think I'veever seen a woman fishing, either irl or in a film. Anyone?

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Really thought I'd let enough time elapse for this bit

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You never hear anybody ordering a "frappuccino" anymore, do you. Whither our joy?

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Paddington, the celebrity grim reaper, claims another victim. Never think you can escape his clutch... the bear comes for everyone.

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

Kathleen Stock turning into a firebreathing anti-choice campaigner is one of those things that was in retrospect both entirely predictable but is also just so funny to witness

submitted 12 hours ago • 17 comments

Just mad that this is the news. That bracket. How can we even compute this insanity, this stupidity

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Le Gorafi en 2016 > Mediapart en 2025 www.mediapart.fr/journal/cult...

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11yo just told me he's writing a book called Comedy For Beginners. I thought it was a brilliant title for a novel, imagining a glittering satire of modern mores, but it turns out it's quite literally a guide to comedy for beginners

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Israel kills 45 in latest shooting of Gazans seeking food, say local officials https://on.ft.com/4kMZ2EB

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Seems like an overreaction

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I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.

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Luring starving people out into the open with the promise of food and then gunning them down in cold blood. We have a word for this and we should start using it. The word is "evil".

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I watched FACES by Cassavetes last night and this is only a minor complaint, but every main character's age was off by a decade?! John Marley is supposed to be 48 I think (?) but was 61, Gena Rowlands is 38 playing 28, Seymour Cassel is 33 playing 23, and Lynn Carlin, alone, was aged up 10-15 years.