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what no way that would be craaaaazy

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€

Many New York Times employees may be spending up to fifteen hours a day eating human shit. "We all love it, the consistency, the mouthfeel, cheeks packed to bursting with effluence so foul it makes flies drop dead out of the air," said one anonymous source.

Sheeeesh one thing I’ll say for us xillenials is that when we pirated games or cheated on tests, we just did it. We didn’t make dumbshit excuses about sticking it to the man. (Also: Not surprising how this has all turned out since education is now about finding a job and not learning for growth.)

at this point being a writer for the new york times is inherently a block-worthy offense

Really bringing that, "You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today, but I'm sure gonna try," energy.

What message does it send, especially to women, that the democrats will pull out all the stops to rally around a disgraced fucking rapist rather than let a socialist win a single mayoral election? I’m so tired of this shit dude

Dress it up in progressive language but you're cheating yourself by not doing the work. This is the worst thing about AI: millions of students refusing to learn, taking zero interest in the world around them, empty in mind and heart. Your punishment is the person you will become.

Sup, bay?

In the shadow of the pyramid Brutal and gray A monument to money In the city bright and gay

A system already exists to over-confidently state incorrect facts to women, thanks, we don’t need another one

Not a block from where I'm staying, there's a restaurant with outdoor dining shelters so tourists can chow down in the drizzle. Both are festooned in gigantic pride flags, and both are gated off to anyone who may have wandered this far up the hill seeking a place to sleep. Seems to sum up this city.

The fact that Kamala Harris supports Cuomo instead of Zohran Mamdani or Lander is emblematic of the fundamental cowardice that lost her the election, and has been losing democrats elections since Reagan.

i don't think most cis people know what it's like for every fun or happy or meaningful moment you experience to be overshadowed by some tragedy affecting your fundamental personhood in some way within 48 hours on either side of it

gang, call me crazy but, i don't think the "wait patiently for the bad people to die" strategy is gonna cut it

This happens in the #furry fandom way too often!! By IG_DOODS on Instragram

To everyone! who said, to my face, that this shit wouldn't happen. You're πŸ–• dead to me.β˜ οΈπŸ’€ Don't come to my door asking for help. You're πŸ–• dead to me. β˜ οΈπŸ’€ This is your funeral. You burned the bridge. I buried you.

Five hours of rest after walking from Union Square to Golden Gate Park, and my legs have been restless the whole time. "Put us in, coach! Let's see the top of Knob Hill!" And my hips are like, "Fuuuuuck yooooou."

me: haha how could anyone be so gullible that they'd buy magic beans tech industry: the next big thing is a Money Algorithm that you run on a billion GPUs all at once to get Even Richer. Venture capital has given us infinity money for this concept. We have no business model. me: ah.

There are furry porn artists who are more beloved than the vice president of the United States. It's this and other such rays of hope that keep me going.

Fascists try to destroy anything they can't steal and pretend is theirs.

What's your favorite Gravity Falls quote? I'll start

So ridiculous that entire groups of Americans are literally fighting for their lives and there are people who see the struggle and their first reaction is "this is a distraction from the thing that I'm personally more interested in"

TEETH!

It's comforting to know cabbies drive like lunatics in every metropolis. That's a higher tip for you, buckaroo.

The bastards who wish our trans friends and loved ones - our COMMUNITY - harm, must be destroyed completely. At the same time, we have to show up for and support each other. Reach out to a trans sibling today and make sure they know you have their back.

I live in a mostly rural area, so walking around San Francisco has been illuminating with regards to hostile architecture. Mainly, it's only in "nice" areas. Subtle enough so the right people don't even have to notice what their comfort costs. Christ.

historians is it good when the robe Nobles are able to buy the positions and honors typically reserved for the sword Nobles?

Note to future self: next time you vacation in San Francisco, don't bother splurging on a pricey hotel ever again. Knob Hill is too hilly to stroll around, and everybody around here is dressed better than I am, lol

I am surrounded by people who are outsourcing their own thinking to ChatGPT and they are quickly and obviously becoming dependent on it for even the most banal tasks. Once again, the "figuring it out" is the important part. Yes, you can use a crane to lift weights but you will not get stronger

The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers. This thread will dive into its activity. 🧡 1/x.

i do like that someone pointed out the park rangers will save us larp account is fake and now completely different larp accounts are also flaming out

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

Having some authentic San Francisco Chinese food. Every time I see a self driving cab roll by I wish I had a pocket of caltrops.

If you think those alt gov accounts are anything other than a grift, I've got eternal happiness to sell you for a dollar

I have penetrated deep into San Francisco.

anyone who's gonna go "it sucks but you gotta win over people first, slowly build the case for rights" for trans people should tell me, without looking it up, when they think interracial marriage reached majority approval in america

Gull Dukat. Another one of those mental images I had to exorcise by drawing it. #art #StarTrek #DS9