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Ah yes, the “golden age.”

So these fuckers wanna make student loans more difficult to manage and punish people taken advantage of by predatory lenders, but want me to pay for other people’s homeschooling or private schools? Cool.

From the same Stephen Miller giddily looking to suspend the writ of habeas corpus.

$10 says now that we’ve grown to love Bob as a character, he’s gonna come into his own as Sentry only to have RDJ’s Doom Thanos-yeet him in Doomsday/Secret Wars (if Brolin himself doesn’t show up)

Chutzpah is lying to dodge the draft and then asking the Army to celebrate your damn birthday.

Some of these claims are absolutely wild - should be slapping Loomer, Musk, and more with defamation and libel suits out the ass, at minimum. Clear intent to cause harm to reputation or the target themselves.

Strange, huh?! 👇

Honestly at this point i will max out donations to any political candidate who will vow to put Stephen Miller into a federal supermax prison for the rest of his natural life

NYT: One estimate finds that DOGE’s “firings, re-hirings, lost productivity and paid leave of thousands of workers” will actually COST taxpayers “upward of $135 billion this fiscal year.” @nytimes.com 🤡 www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...

To all the MAGA people gloating about arresting a judge by saying “no one is above the law:” Girl, you elected a multi-felon who skated all consequences who appointed an Attorney General who took a bribe without any consequences. Please sit down. And stay there.

(AP) — President Donald Trump said Saturday that he doubts Russia’s Vladimir Putin wants to end his war in Ukraine, expressing new skepticism that a peace deal can be reached soon. Only a day earlier, Trump had said Ukraine and Russia were “very close to a deal.” apnews.com/article/trum...

One guy shows up in a blue suit to the Pope’s funeral. You will never guess who.

Imagine writing yet another article about that weird pro-natalist incest sibling couple and not mentioning that time the brother slapped his toddler hard in the face, in front of a journalist, in public, in the middle of answering a question

What, the Orange Oligarch doesn’t own a black suit for the Pope’s funeral? What a chump.

Guys, he really thinks he can win a Nobel Peace Prize ☠️

The Trump administration sent alleged gang members to El Salvador despite a court’s order barring deportations to third-party countries. The explanation: The order only applied to the Department of Homeland Security. DoD carried out the deportations. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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The guys in the White House talk all day about how soft the Europeans are. But when there is an actual war in the actual world, the Trump people immediately submit to what they think is the stronger side and complain that everyone else doesn’t do the same.

“Make America Healthy Again" does not include healthcare

The National Institutes of Health plans to pool information from private sources like pharmacies and smartwatches.

THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT IS THE LAW OF THE LAND AND A SUPERSTATUTE AND THE PRESIDENT CANNOT UNDO IT. sincerely, a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination

The $5000 “baby bonus” is functionally very similar to the Earned Income Tax Credit except it doesn’t have the work requirement the GOP has insisted on for decades.

“Some officials say U.S. citizens who criticize administration policies could be charged with crimes, based on the notion that they're aiding terrorists and criminals.”

This should be the top story in Axios’s morning read. But it isn’t. It’s the FIFTH top story. @axios.com www.axios.com/2025/04/23/t...

A Colorado state agency tried to make me pay for a records request via check until I reminded them that was against the law. Know your records laws, kids! And submitting requests through a portal and not just an email seems to speed it up too. @coloradofoic.bsky.social

There is more to this than Vance being obtuse. Join @olgalautman.bsky.social and me today for Pax Americana on Substack Live at 11 AM as we discuss. kyivindependent.com/after-russia...

Just because the rat is stepping back does not mean that we should stop protesting TESLA. The rat has stolen our information. The rat has caused irreparable harm to our country and its citizens. The rat has grifted millions-billions off the taxpayers. #DeportTheRat

Coward

Flashback to 2023, when Pete Hegseth emphatically argued that there are “two tiers of justice” and there must be accountability for “handling classified documents flippantly.” Fast forward to 2025, and Hegseth’s hypocrisy is breathtaking in the wake of TWO Signalgate…

Way to go, fuckers.

This is deranged. Jan. 6 defendants were repped by one of the best public defender offices in the U.S. They were more likely to be released pretrial & got comparatively light sentences. SCOTUS threw out a bunch of convictions, which almost never happens. They got gold-plated due process!

Scammers gonna scam

Trump Media pushes forward with pivot to crypto, ETF plans reut.rs/4jn0UTT

NEWS: Trump deploying U.S. combat forces to the Middle East as conflict with Houthis escalates

My first apartment in 1994 was $350/month. Adjusting for inflation, that apartment should now rent for $744/month. It actually rents for $1500. Greed and inflation are hurting the kids, not their Starbucks lattes.

Why not 100%? 100% sounds cooler.

So the NIH is now declaring that you can’t engage in first amendment protected rights if you are funded by them. grants.nih.gov/grants/guide... Would be a shame if people used the email address in the notice to express their first amendment rights.

He’s going by his own HGH & TRT spiked measures.

So Optimus robots will replace Tesla workers, huh? Sounds like the bringing manufacturing jobs back doesn’t apply to the President’s “First Buddy”.

Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen. She has been on a govt salary for years. Something aint right

SKYNET: Elon Musk is building a master database at DHS that could track and surveil immigrants, sources tell WIRED. They're knitting together data from the DHS, SSA, and the IRS that could create a surveillance tool of unprecedented scope. The system could just as easily be used against everyone.

I cannot say this strongly enough -- If you are a member of the DC Bar, VOTE NOW for Diane Seltzer for president.

Casar: "This message of saying we've gotta break the unholy alliance between corporate greed and corrupt government -- I used it on Fox News live the other weekend. I can use it in rural Texas, suburban Texas, urban Texas, or suburban Colorado. It works."

the most cruel administration of all time. them being this outwardly evil genuinely might be their downfall in the end

Who could’ve foreseen that it would be a disaster to put an unqualified Fox weekend host with a drinking problem and sordid personal history in charge of the military

Exclusive: Immigrants falsely labeled dead by the Social Security Administration are showing up at field offices with documents proving they are alive, leading staff to reinstate nearly three dozen people over the past week, according to records obtained by The Post.

Mack Truck announces layoffs — due to truck orders that have been “negatively affected by .. the impact of tariffs.” @penncapital-star.com @scottlincicome.bsky.social penncapital-star.com/briefs/mack-...