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cazmcdo.bsky.social
Queer, fat, disabled, neurodivergent, mentally ill, loud, working class, writer, feminist killjoy - and other things that scare those who'd take our rights away
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#CazStardewValley cannot believe no fucker told me to use my hoe on the little stem/worm things on the ground for extra goodies... Looking at you @objectorientatedme.bsky.social @pumpkinpie182.bsky.social

#CazStardewValley I have somehow managed to have seasonal affective disorder within a game... There's only so much wood a gal can chop

#CazStardewValley but why is the rain green

When they drink ten cups of tea a day and take a month to put up one shelf, that’s…

Who's idea was a 3pm Sunday kick off? I want a nap, I had a big Sunday dinner!

Something lovely for the weekend! 🦛❤️ Acient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago! 📷 by me

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

#CazStardewValley is happening, blame @objectorientatedme.bsky.social for this latest distraction from me actually writing my damn book!

Today in "oh ffs Caz": after sending @objectorientatedme.bsky.social some entirely unintelligible messages that he sensibly ignored, I spent 10 minutes unsuccessfully looking around for one of my meds before realising I was supposed to do my repeat prescription order last Friday and forgot

I’m just a middle aged dirtbag baby

Bolognese today, or in other words "how much tomato puree is too much tomato puree?"

Would also have bet my house that Kingfisher was Harry Hill #TheMaskedSinger

Writers, you might be struggling rn. Math might help. No, seriously. If you write 300 (around a page) words a day, you will have an 80k book in 267 days. Less than a year. If it's 200 words, it will take a little more than a year. Doing it slowly is still doing it. 💪

Because of the price of eggs, I give you the classic Great Depression-era recipe for Crazy Cake, both in the original chocolate and vanilla versions. No eggs, no milk, all deliciousness.

A storm is a great time to steal a trampoline from a garden. They'll assume it blew away. But they won't look in case it killed someone.

Can you be a national treasure and FUCKING INFURIATING at the same time? Asking for Alan Sheerer

thats ok im already fluent in anxiety

No, YOU just spent nearly an hour watching rollercoaster videos and are motion sick despite being literally lying down in bed!

it's actually my second rodeo and i think i fucked it up worse than the first one

Yes, I am very aware that to write my book I need to actually WRITE my book, but also why because that is so much harder than imagining it

Make not being able to sleep sound more exciting by referring to it as "taking the first watch", but instead of scanning for danger it's just fruitlessly refreshing the timeline every fifteen seconds