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one million nephrons and two brain cells in a trench coat he/him, free Palestine, healthcare for all, and an end to poverty and its kidney consequences in our lifetime.
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I'm not depressed anymore

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my gay teen: having top surgery is gonna ruin my doing laundry

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?

submitted 10 hours ago • 16 comments

hey #askrenal does your orthopedics group require a "nephrology clearance" form and visit before any elective surgery on any patient established with you or

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

financial tip: don't withhold taxes on unemployment, invest that money on scratch offs and pull tabs.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

on its face the idea that hospitals announce "try not to come to the hospital for respiratory symptoms or flu because we are at capacity" is fucking stupid when you consider how bad this season has been

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

okay sharks, let me introduce you to SHOWR, the subscription bathing service. It's mostly supported on the backend by title loans

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

To the transplantation community at large: I'm sure most of us are following the events occurring in the federal government, and specifically the Department of Health & Human Services, with great interest and trepidation. 1/x

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

dogs are four wheel drive. humans are generally two wheel rear drive.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

egg prices at an all time high, if only we had not clowned on the egg princess five years ago

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Someone mentioned to me the idea of “brain failure” by analogy to heart failure and I gotta say there’s something to that notion. The irate patient who’s demanding to go home and, when reminded that they are unable to stand and have no one to care for them, gets even more irate? Brain failure.

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Gregor Samsara awakens one morning to find himself inexplicably unable to break the cycle of death and rebirth

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Come ON

submitted 3 days ago • 173 comments

temu brand jeff bezos says the power to being smarter is being less dumb

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Cthulhu CPAP mask

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

submitted 4 days ago • 152 comments

as a doctor i recommend 150 minutes of bedrot a week, or three sessions of 30 minutes of high intensity bedrot for your health

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

would be a shame if someone decided to commit a little stochastic terrorism against people like RFK Jr

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

just saw a little coffee Cabana with a sign reading mocha Red Bull and I believe the American experiment is over

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm only bad with other people's money

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

leaving dozens of home improvement projects incomplete with the excuse that they are now merely intruder alarms scattered around the house

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