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submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

engaging in mild worship of 900 pound onyx pig-man idol i got at the cash n swap in order to discern whether i am immune to its abyssal thrall. currently i am totally immune , but i also choose based on logic to respect its patrimonial dominion

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

The Coast Guard just released the audio from the OceanGate Titan submersible implosion.

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I need to tell you guys about an incredible new ncaa athlete name

submitted 30 days ago • 113 comments

my 4-year stint with the world-famous singing group Spice Girls, portraying chaste and somber Penitent Spice, is being erased from history simply because it only happened in my brain

submitted 530 days ago • 3 comments

An easy way to know if your house is haunted is to bake a cake that says “for ghost” and see if anything takes it

submitted 42 days ago • 9 comments

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

submitted 599 days ago • 34 comments

amazing things are happening on rednote

submitted 45 days ago • 87 comments

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

slut era i whisper as i misread solitaire

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

(when anything bad happens to me twice) every FUCKING time with this

submitted 50 days ago • 11 comments

trading two LOUTs for a CRETIN to open up space in my hand

submitted 532 days ago • 2 comments

the reviews are in

submitted 56 days ago • 13 comments

very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

the hotel in The Shining wouldn't try any of that with if i was there, on account of my winning personalty. in fact it'd probably help me write a great book

submitted 61 days ago • 7 comments

do the thing. post banger. not english bangger

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Christmas Eve on X, the Everythibn Appl

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Last night, I had a visit from the ghost of Regular Future, he said I should expect a gritty streaming series based on Popeye. Didn't even show me a vision, just said it and left.

submitted 66 days ago • 23 comments

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

submitted 68 days ago • 57 comments

LOGGING ON

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Me and the boys pissing with the precise angling and coordination to produce a stirring rendition of Carol of the Bells

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

if a snowman magically came to life in front of me i would bash its head in with a shovel

submitted 74 days ago • 18 comments

No Donkey Kong Country For Old Men

submitted 71 days ago • 29 comments

milking the egg for its nog

submitted 75 days ago • 18 comments

TikTok thread time

submitted 78 days ago • 24 comments

Love too log on to X, The Everything App

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Finally. Technology for men!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Am I having a stroke

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I think we’re all ignoring the real victim in all this Hunter Biden business - me, the guy whose favorite band is Fleet Foxes.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

ME: Can I use the bathroom? FRIEND: End of the hall. Sorry about the mess. And all the shower mildew. And the pissman. Just kick him if he gets between you and the toilet. DON'T piss on him. MR: He's not leaving. FRIEND: Kick him way harder than you think. PISSMAN: Kick so hard you piss a little...

submitted 87 days ago • 9 comments

No longer allowed to host Thanksgiving after offering my uncle a plate of “luscious unctuous hunks of stuffing”

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

about to go stage at a rap battle and i see my opponent holding a file with my name on it i glance in the crowd and my therapist is there wearing a new fur coat

submitted 88 days ago • 9 comments

as a kid you have big dreams: a skull island, henchmen, killing top spy. but you learn contentment: a skull condo, Gary, killing minor spies

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

gimme the drink boys the one by yeo's i wanna big sip of that sweet white gourd and drift away

submitted 184 days ago • 7 comments

You Thanksgiving n00bs aren’t really about this life. Catch me tomorrow at 7am running five kilometers in the most anatomically accurate turkey suit you can possibly fathom

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

intrusive meme thought

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

all the small things at thanks- giving uncle's racist mom's high dad's pissed say it ain't so / sweet potatoes cousin's now goth / hot topic clothes

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I believe riding the bus drunk wearing headphones feels exactly as decadent and transcendent as the inaugural ride on the Concorde

submitted 288 days ago • 4 comments