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Totoro spider….

he’s right and he’s right to say it

Are dogs a type of horse? Experts say: “no”; but one man isn’t so sure

Finally, it’s his time.

To prevent deer from being hit by cars Finland has tried using reflective paint. (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/avoid-deer-strikes-finland-painting-deer-antlers-reflective-paint-180949792/) File this under "solutions to modern problems that summon the old gods."

This remains the only great thing to have ever come from programmatic slop advertising. And it is truly great.

BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

Playing the Katamari Damacy mobile game until I get a blister on my thumb

This brightened my day.

Between Noah Wyle coming back hot and Pedro on TV again, we really got some smokeshow older dudes headlining shows can someone get Lee Pace on the horn so we can get a Holy Trinity

Cool as hell

Old and busted: too blessed to be stressed New hotness: too unhinged to be cringe

save me, thing of 65 reese's peanut butter eggs from costco

Many people are saying

Protests being cringe is fine. South Korea just threw out their right wing president and their protests are full of families, glow sticks, goofy flags, free iced coffee, and K-pop. It's the numbers that matter.

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

I think we need to ‘Switch 2’ another frickin president!!!

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBh...

Get in, loser. We’re going to god’s country

One of the most memorable shows I've ever seen. I still frequently think about it.

Lawlessness

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

In Greenland having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re just out of frame, laughing too.

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.

The ark of covenant scene but it’s just me showing someone the inside of my AirPod case

i’m losing it

Happy birthday, Stephen Sondheim.

No room in my tent for people who'd kick my child out to die

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

Kitty picnic. Photo from my collection, 1925.

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...

“Canada and Friends”

‘Jennifer’s Body’ was a pithy and hilarious statement on the exhausting task of performing female hotness to claw back some power, and everyone wrote it off as a teen horror !!!