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professional chaos gremlin. way bigger in japan. nyc->dc (with too many places in between). 🏳️‍🌈, obviously. 📷: jnthnmkl
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Releasing a song called Papasito during Pride Month is unhinged.

the live version is better than the album version???

the panisse at akitchen was the best i’ve ever had.

we’re not going to die in a *nuclear war* fwiw

How it started ➡️ How it’s going 🥹

it’s gotta be a metaphor…

i thought this was kara swisher 😭😭

yeah, i’d prepare, too.

she’s running.

neighborhood has a new adornment.

oh good. i’ll still have a place to watch the world burn 🫠

hahaha god we’re so screwed.

starting my “interview” process for my job change next week 🫠

happy father’s day to him.

today’s wee wine haul (plus one more champ that’s off cam because it’s a gift that I’m pre-tasting with the f word tonight) 🥰

🚫 dictators ✅ dick tasters

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

labubus are nfts but somehow even less cool???

mood

I keep thinking about how events like this morning’s assassination and attempt could have possibly been prevented if national intelligence had picked up a domestic terrorism threat but instead FBI agents have been quietly reassigned to support ICE operations.

lol.

found a petit producteur champagne that I wouldn’t buy again. and i still have a half bottle left. life is so hard 😭

this sign goes so fucking hard 🇺🇸

even in the tiny ass hometown 🥰