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professional chaos gremlin. way bigger in japan. nyc->dc (with too many places in between). 🏳️‍🌈, obviously. 📷: jnthnmkl
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this is a new spam format… please do not open files from numbers/emails you don’t know — there’s a good chance they contain malicious code!

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

sexiest thing a man can do

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

the post is like ground zero of trumpism, if they're getting pissed... (also, they put the ukraine flag back!)

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

(nothing to do with dei policies, fwiw)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The Trump admin has dismantled a vast amount of US anti-terrorism operations and infrastructure in favor of *this*. It may just be a matter of time before ISIS, etc. finds the red carpet rolled out for them, but I shudder to think such an event would only fuel a deeper curtailment of rights.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

bethesda bagels are the best in dc. i have taste tested them all at least once. this is my final answer.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

jesus christ. do i exist on an entirely different plane of existence from this irs employee???

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

It’s …s’s for the possessive singular. Please, I beg you.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

European aviation experts are aghast at the Trump administration's decision to have Elon Musk's employees investigate its troubled and understaffed air traffic control system following several high-profile air crashes. 👉 www.politico.eu/article/euro...

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

lol and him sliding into my DMs with regular frequency like 18+ months ago 😅

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We’re getting the BRATxKAMALA collab! 😱😱

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

One of the overlooked factors is not only what is doge, but what is Musk’s relationship to China and how is US taxpayers’ data at risk of being accessed by China given the country’s influence over him.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Okay. We may have found some halfway decent messaging! Let’s go.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

wow the Europeans really hate us right now…

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Ukraine is ready to provide egg security guarantees to the United States, – says President Zelenskyy.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

this isn’t how it works… 1) that’s based on january data 2) it’s the start of the year (more homes go up for sale) 3) things don’t happen that quickly 4) etc.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on your case? I need her to take everyone out and be so cool about it.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

don’t be fooled. he can’t read…

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

we are being governed by segregationists. i’m sure we’ll see them at the columbus day parade tho (to celebrate gabagool culture)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

consumed. iykyk.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Ahhhh the find out portion of fucking around financialpost.com/transportati...

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Department of Unconstitutional Government Efficiency, or DOUGE

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

going for the best burger in dc for lunch fyi

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

im sorry but this is exactly why we are losing the attention war with the right

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

wait. am I the last to know your iphone keyboard will answer math equations for you???

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

anyways—i (normal) whipped the loose rope on my fiancé’s eagles hoodie with lgbt string not bad for my first time doing it since switching from Boy Scouts to scouting boys 🫡

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments