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Tomfoolery and shenanigans are where its at Im bi 🏳️‍🌈, engaged, and running a pretty okay ish soap shop/zoo
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How about bring them all home We should be demanding all the people denied due process and exported to a foreign gulag, be brought home. All of them.

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Working as a business owner on the 3rd anniversary of my mom's death definitely feels more girly pop compared to previous years when I was doing it for other people

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It's wild fighting online with people you went to school with. Like, Ashley, babes, im sorry you think an autistic teen with cerebral palsy deserved to get shot by the Pocatello Police Department, but have you considered choking on a dick about your opinion?

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#Asign

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Today's a rough spoon day. The only thing keeping me going is transforming my yard into an edible jungle and making it look pretty so tea parties with the homies this summer with the chamomile and lavender I grew myself are lit af

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Potatoes!!

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I kind of want to go

submitted 22 days ago • 1896 comments

Certified chick magnet

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What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"

submitted 31 days ago • 167 comments

Terrible gift idea #302: a weighted D20, but instead of the 20 being rigged, the 1 is.

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OK so I love my fiance with everything in me, he's a cutie patootie, so when he told me his favorite flower is lilac bc it reminds him of the farm he used to visit as a kid, of COURSE I took a 💩ton of clippings to propagate to make him his own lilac garden, and now they're all popping off

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If you MUST travel to the U.S. right now (try very hard not to), then this is the way

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I hope Willem Dafoe and Danny Devito are having a great day. Both those men deserve nothing but the best ❤️

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I don't support the antivax stuff, we need these children strong and healthy so they can work in the factories

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If you love around Dallas

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🤣🤣

submitted 42 days ago • 2343 comments

This needs to be pushed in every Republican's face when they say that they support the troops. They do not, they're actively trying to strip protections from veterans, and they should not be allowed to get away with things like this.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

My tits hurt and I'm still mad at the government.

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Hennifer wants to remind you all to 1) love your wife 2) drink lots of water 3) make sure your wife is drinking lots of water

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Megatron needed snuggles for her tiny baby struggles, and would like to remind everyone that hugs are good for us

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mario

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

Just made pineapple Papaya goats milk soap, and holy CRAP it smells so good. I can't wait until it fully cures

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Call me britney spears the way I Oops! And did it again

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What a photo. Green must be the start of something, not the end.

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Exactly this.

submitted 52 days ago • 480 comments

You know what? Thread of good news. Right now. I'll start. My smol gremlin of a cat is getting very close to being able to open doors. But he ONLY does this to my bedroom door at bedtime. Like, I'm taking too long to brush my teeth and he MUST get to me. It's funny. He is 8 pounds of short king.

submitted 53 days ago • 32 comments

As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address: Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.

submitted 53 days ago • 2114 comments

EXCLUSIVE: I recently spoke with Rep. Al Green who was just escorted from Donald Trump’s speech. We’ll have a chance to ask him more questions this evening. Here’s what he told me:

submitted 53 days ago • 297 comments

I'm extremely thankful for this site being filled with the best people with wholesome things, and a strong keyword block list ❤️

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