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You can always tell the people who have no experience with heat & humidity. Ahahaha. Sure, buddy. Come visit the southeast, go for a nice little jog.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

I saw somebody observe that animals are typically worried about territory and their next meal. Humans, on the other hand, don't fight for those things, we tend to make up a lot of iffy concepts to get pissed off at each other over. This explains why I don't like people in general.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

The entire thread this came from is very well said. And honestly, anyone like that original poster who can't understand the very simple point that people have different tastes is an idiot.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The only problem I see with this right now is that Pride isn't over and depending on the individual and where they've been celebrating, this could absolutely get innocent LGBTQ+ folks targeted as ICE agents when the reality is that they just partied in the recent past.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered

submitted 4 days ago • 526 comments

A frustrating realization is that humanity/society is a giant group project. We're all in this shit together. Based on all the terrible group projects from school, this doesn't exactly give me a whole lot of optimism.

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Watching people who are not familiar with Mormon leadership skeet "maybe the Church will say something about Mike Lee?" <james_franco_noose_first_time?.gif>

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Mike Lee and his supporters need to understand that this kind of shit is exactly why Mormons are the least liked religion in the US. It's not because of Satan or the like, it's because too many members act like Lee & then play victim when inevitably everyone decides Mormons suck.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I feel bad for anyone who dies in Lake Lanier or loses family members there. With that said, at this point in time, I have to question why the hell it's so popular. That lake eats people.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Frog and Toad looked into a mirror. “We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

My hand to God, they are playing "Fortunate Son" as marching music for Trump's military extravaganza parade. This can't be the real timeline. I woke up in today's edition of The Onion. Fortunate Son.

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submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

“Who would appoint a known criminal to an Important Public Office? Besides the voters I mean” - Terry Pratchett once again more accurately describing the world using the medium of a fantasy novel than most paid political commentators

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

📢 Protest Advice - Tear Gas 🪧 If you are protesting tomorrow - this video has great advice for preparing for and responding to tear gas. No makeup, contacts, etc. If you live near a protest site - consider placing buckets of clean water outside your home so protestors have easy access. 🪣

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

submitted 10 days ago • 95 comments

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submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

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