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Corporate Chef, Pitmaster, in Ferndale. Resistor. No maga, and unsolicited DMs earn you a insta-block “We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams” Willy Wonka My job is to awaken the most basic of instincts, but on a higher plane
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And it passes me off ! Make Americans Knowledgeable Again !!!

It’s scary how spot on this is. 🫣🫣🫣

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It would be far less time-consuming to just document when he tells the truth. shorturl.at/tohgb

Meanwhile, Matt is still grabbing dicks.

#BreakingNews: Trump plans to fire #USPS board and take control of the #PostOffice in violation of #US law. @washingtonpost.com reports: wapo.st/4hKDx5G (gift article, but apparently requires email). The board retained outside Counsel to sue the United States if #Trump tried to do this. #legal #law

Buried lede Trump at CPAC said he met Caine in 2018, claiming General Caine donned a MAGA hat, despite military guidelines that active-duty troops should not wear political paraphernalia and said "I love you, sir. I think you’re great, sir. I’ll kill for you, sir." www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...

The Reichskönig.

Donald Trump is ending the national database of police misconduct

Kick them out. Not even joking. US Troops should be considered Cybermen, what will they do if ordered to go against their oaths by the terrorists in charge? It is a distinct possibility. All agreements with USA have been shattered by Trump illegal actions.

People seem to be confused about which world leaders are dictators, so I made this handy flowchart to help them out

If anything could sum up the last few years of my life…

So Elon's baby mamas need to read the story of how Ivana Trump (Ivanka, Ivana - I get confused with spelling) died and maybe be a little bit careful around stairs. Super slippery. Stay safe, use hand rails y'all.

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Trust will get you killed every time. Or at least make you wish you were.

Wicked panic attack this morning. Wish me luck