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chesterkop.bsky.social
Blacon lad. Long serving red. Ex child. Legal medical cannabis patient. Just want a bit of peace ☺️100% verified wool. Any DM's selling fanny pics, OR WEED OR DRUGS, blocked. Food porn only
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@twodogslfc.bsky.social try this diet with Ur dogs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Neighbours cat is all black and the crows harass him daily. Proper chase him
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I checked the tracker and it's just a blank screen. Hope they are ok
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I've got some life returning to my garden. The great and blue tits are back. I've been shooing the magpies away most of the day.
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Must be nesting near by
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Awful weather coming tomorrow. Heavy rain most of the day. I miss summer already πŸ˜„
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From the top of the diving board? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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🀒 πŸ˜„
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I go into the cubicle to pee so I can use the loo roll to wipe. My light blue shorts shows looking like pissy pants πŸ˜‚
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When I go swimming I have to avoid going for a pee just before getting in the pool because sometimes a stray dribble will come out and nailed on guarantee, the shorts I'm wearing, looks like I've peed myself. Obviously I wipe after a pee, 1 sly dribble will sit & wait for the optimum time to appearπŸ˜‚
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The "Oooh boy here we go" part, he knows he's fucked and Abby doesn't even exist
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Just goes to show every single message off a girl is a trap πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #hesinnocent
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My right arm is coming very close to connecting with him. Noncey little pervert. Go to a gay bar and meet gay men. Don't go swimming and finding reasons for Ur head to be within touching distance of another mans crotch πŸ˜‚
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Not a sniff. I got out before she was due to get in. Only got 15 mins today. Shite
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I'm gonna knee him square under the chin quite soon trust me
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I am. Fuck it. Fought so hard this week and can see 200 lengths in sight
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Oh it's every day. Every single day to the point where I'm now only going there on 1 mid week day just to avoid him. I am going to tell them that I won't be coming for 5 days any more and why.
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It's happening far too much to be innocent πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm concentrating on my swim, face down looking at the floor and his body flashes past the corner of my eye. If I was a bird I'd say loudly F##CK OFF πŸ˜‚
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The system is U swim in an oblong shape. This keeps swimmers 6 ft apart. So why or how does this creep find himself a foot away from me after purposely swimming completely against the flow? It's bizarre mate. Bizarre and noncey
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Today Bec, U will understand more than anyone, he swam straight at me so fast, as I quickly pulled myself out of the pool, I nearly kneed him in the face. Wherever I stand, he finds a way to be under water, 2 or 3 foot from my waist area. Very very creepy.
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Yodel can check on Google maps the colour of Ur front door so they are clearly trying to blag U
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Send the pic of the parcel at Ur neighbours door and a pic of Ur front door. Therefore not delivered
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My body is giving me messages and it's hard to decipher them. But I'm certainly moving towards less swimming is bad and moderately more is good. Doing a mile a day is unsustainable for me.
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Complete madness. What next? JD Vance and Elon gonna pop trump off πŸ˜‚
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156 million bookmarks 😳😳 trump's cancelled all government contracts and subsidies with Elon. This is getting interesting
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Seeing Elon hold out an olive branch to Canadian victims of wildfires on twitter really is something. I can see trump putting a tantrum tarrif on Tesla's
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Has trump announced tarrifs on Tesla cars yet?
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I'm going to end up smelling of vinegar at this rate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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U definitely have them there because leaving it in a safe place with no safe place fully covers u
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Shite that mate. Tell the sender U didn't receive it and yodel will be asked to prove delivery which they won't be able to.
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The solution cleared the problem within 2 seconds. Really didn't expect it to actually work πŸ˜„ if Rachel turns up tomorrow and Sunday then none of this is coincidence any more. She had the chance to tell me to piss off and instead just smiled.
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Civil war just got a bit closer
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Or big Barry πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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It is because I always check how busy the lame is that I've booked onto. An hour after seeing Rachel, I checked it, it was just me, and someone's booked on the lane. That's the only hidden sign I need πŸ˜‚
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On Tuesday when I spoke to Rachel, she told me her swim routine so I will see her tomorrow. An hour before I seen her, I booked in on the app for my new Sunday swim. I was the only person booked on the lane and after I told her I was going on Sunday, another person booked in just after I told her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Harvard should relocate to that penguin island.
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Er it's Thursday mf. It ain't Friday yet sunshine