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chickenneedles.bsky.social

British/English woman. Films, books, music, art, knitting, crochet, and food. Be excellent to each other! Keanu is the standard to which all others should aspire.

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We have exceeded 1700 signatures now on our media regulation petition. (1701 to be exact, an interesting number to me, so I had to get the image). Please keep sharing the petition. We have increased signatures by over 3.5% so far today! We can do this! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

NEWS. Energy Price Cap to rise again 6.4% on 1 April. Here’s my instant briefing on what you should do…

submitted 12 days ago • 23 comments

If you’re struggling to write a poem for a loved one for Valentine’s Day, take heart: even the great poets had to start somewhere.

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

🇺🇸 LATEST: America Set To Crown Its First King. All Hail King Elon! 👇🏻 Please like and share this morning’s #BrokenNews report. youtu.be/FtdC5-JDMPM?...

submitted 23 days ago • 31 comments

me: dreaming about loading the dishwasher wife: (waking me) you're doing it wrong

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

me: trying to keep a stiff upper lip coroner: put that down

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza HER: so you’re not going to share ME: I am not going to share

submitted 47 days ago • 28 comments

I can usually tell I'm right by the sound of my husband furiously googling something followed by complete silence

submitted 53 days ago • 66 comments

me: hey how's it goin them: not much you me: that's nice them: i will me: you too

submitted 59 days ago • 11 comments

This is the most Tuesday-coded Friday I’ve ever experienced

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

ME: and the hell, is it fresh? 2025: oh yes, the freshest

submitted 69 days ago • 104 comments

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Tech support: sigh Fine. Right click on your hamster...

submitted 72 days ago • 291 comments

Me: Thanks for coming in today. It says here you suffer from Imposter Syndrome? Therapist: Get out of my chair.

submitted 104 days ago • 5 comments

It's that time of year where I post this one

submitted 80 days ago • 170 comments

some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but: 1. eating soup 2. you’re alone

submitted 81 days ago • 300 comments

Kid: “old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O” Spelling bee judge: “not even close”

submitted 84 days ago • 7 comments

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SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 85 days ago • 1116 comments

If you found out that your whole life so far had actually been just a video game, what would your score be? Mine is probably sitting at around 64%. I’m happy with that.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes, when I work with a group of men, our cycles synchronise, and we all have to go fight in the Somme on the same days.

submitted 89 days ago • 24 comments

The first 2 weeks of December are for warming up to the holiday spirit, and the last two weeks are for holiday stress, which is why the very best part of Christmas is the 25 minutes on the morning of December 16th when you can just drink your coffee and look at your tree like “ah this is nice”

submitted 89 days ago • 126 comments

A little louder for the folks in the back: The development of vaccines is likely the greatest achievement of mankind. www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...

submitted 91 days ago • 594 comments

🎅🏻 🏴‍☠️ 🎤

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submitted 92 days ago • 106 comments

star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”