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Mostly a social media lurker/polite post liker. I’ll repost things that make me laugh and occasionally post a pic I took. TL;DR: I’m boring and you shouldn’t follow me.
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fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

@ygrene.bsky.social my god! They did it.

Happy International Women's Day to this classic banger

About time

why do so many of you have bingo cards

One of my all time favorite dialogue exchanges in ANY film is from THE PRINCESS BRIDE. Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." Westley: "/You/ seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

100% agree.

The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguini

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

today's free social media advice for sitting legislators: you gotta stop logging on to say "this is unacceptable" unless you are prepared with a CALL TO ACTION or to tell us what YOU are CURRENTLY doing about it. saying "this is bad" but louder helps nobody.

Y'all getting that President Day Coochie or Nah ⁉️

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

Extremely challenging escape room idea: You're standing in a bathroom. You have to convince yourself to get into the shower, and then convince yourself to get out of the shower. You have 2 hours.

*heavy sigh* I wrote about this last month

i’ve been eating shredded cheese but i still look pretty fat

it’s so scary when you realize your phone has been up to stuff while in your pocket

Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up theonion.com/drake-drops-...

people commenting 🏈 back and forth until the game is over

Real men have shoulder kittens. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

Happy Expired Ham Day to those who celebrate

It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

Dating in your 20s:

If only we'd done good things as boldly as they're now doing bad things. That was the only meaningful takeaway from the first Trump presidency (besides never allowing him back into power) and the democrats completely blew it.

man i gotta come up with a plan for how to make it through the next 4 years because i dont think this raw dog headline shit is gonna cut it

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

i urge you all to explore soups this week. big week ahead for soups

to be fair what other website could i find this shit

i bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me

I'm tired of this Earth,these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives

Nervously, I close the bag. “No way,” I tell myself. “It’s not like she’s gonna count the fries.” I start to sweat.

the month of january feels like every day of it is an entire january

Eve6 is on here

Hello! I need a job badly! I am a longtime game writer and narrative designer. I wrote the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden, board/card games, casual mobile, PC/console sims…I’m a character- and dialogue-focused writer who loves jokes and feelings. If you have a remote opportunity please get in touch

a captcha but for correctly identifying a joke before you reply

Unfreeze my cold, cold heart From the track outside our house