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digital media @foxsports middling joke writer (also, colorblind pilot and taste blind sommelier)
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Whoever blocked this segment with Kevin Hart next to Shaq needs a raise

But thei were all of them deceivid for anothir environment-killinge plagiarism machyne was made

on the daily this morning they said “the last 12 hours have been really hard for [TikTok users]…” and I’m sorry but I have little sympathy for people who are distraught after not being able to scroll for half a day?

this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

In this Ohio diner, Campbell still means Glenn. But they do know this: you should never attempt an onside kick with 12 minutes left in the fourth quarter

are there any films that have made as much egregious use of halo backlighting as the lord of the rings? (and I am here for it)

ngl I wouldn’t let Aragorn lead a nation that man definitely didn’t go through concussion protocol after the troll hit in Moria

Are there any rules against eating a whole roll of Sopressata for dinner

I love Mad Magazine

I take back anything I’ve ever said about Boise State’s field.. being able to see the frozen breath of every player against the blue is electric

After recently acquiring cats, I now realize that reheated airline food *really* smells like cat food

Buying a book and actually reading it are two very different hobbies.

Looking for recommendations from #booksky for the next read, just finished non-fiction so would love a lesser-known and fun fantasy/sci-fi genre novel to rip through!

just finished Breath by James Nestor.. lots of interesting anecdotes about lost breathing techniques, but my main takeaway is that I *absolutely* lack the discipline required for an extended journey self improvement 🤷‍♂️ #booksky

True Life: It happened to me: I had to delete a post about the unreal DNI nominee, Tulsi Gabbard, to address the unreal AG nominee, Matt Gaetz.

The cats are asleep for now.. why do I know when I decide *I* should go to sleep they will decide that it’s time to fight each other??

For the SF community.. do we think that if ring gate had actually been destroyed before activating the station it would have been better for humanity as a whole?

The last frontier for Bluesky is harnessing the power of NBA Twitter, our planet’s most promising source of renewable energy. I’m not seeing it yet, but if this site captures that, it can do anything.

As @mattdpearce.bsky.social has astutely said, I’m not sure I realized how much I missed a platform that is pro hyperlink. Seems like one of the reasons Reddit has had so much staying power up until now.

I think that if you’re willing to pay for it and it doesn’t interfere with tourism New Zealand should let you build insides for the Hobbit houses

This cat is trying to make me believe he is comfortable.

Sure there are a lot of downsides, but I think we all forgot how top tier the news reaction meme game was from 2016-2020.

hopefully acts as a buffer against the AI summary

following starter packs like “of course I’m interested in naval and maritime history how did you know!”

Regrettably, I must report that the second November hits, my body craves Christmas music.