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chrisdcb.bsky.social
Sod off, I'm saying nowt!
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Bugger!
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Scenes
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Absofuckinglutley pal.
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She's thicker than a whale omelette.
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I'm English and moving to Scotland soon (my daughter and her fiancΓ© are having a baby and we want to be part of their lives). I love all things Scottish, and my question is, will we be welcomed? So pissed off with England tbh and can I join your nation?
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Unfortunately none of this will be reported by the mainstream media, ie Laura Bollocksberg or Question time with that daft cow from antiques roadshow.
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Crying πŸ˜‚
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Bet you're an absolute hoot at parties. youtu.be/GIj-O4dWze4?...
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And another one!πŸ™„
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Things that never happened, No.142
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Ahhhrrrgggghh, you don't make tea in a feckin microwave you lunatic!!
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Just awful today lads.
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Led by donkeys killing it
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Channeling her inner Elsa Schneider.
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Same for me and Joinery, did a four year apprenticeship and was crap at it, left and joined the air force to be a mechanic.
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"Winsford based neighbours" πŸ˜†πŸ˜… Love it. Can't make it gents, but give em a good hiding!
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Some may say that paragliding is bloody pointless.
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No, it's his job and he was expressing an observation. Your opinion is more welcome on twitter imo.
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He's not forcing anybody to do anything, he was just making an observation. Read the bloody post.
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Wow, some of the negativity on this post! Shakespeare is the foundation of modern English and without his language we would be poorer for it.
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Yeah, blocked the nobhead, no time for dickheads on here, there were enough on Noel Skum's site!πŸ˜…
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Where is a 3rd stage guild navigator jacked up on the spice melange when you need him though?
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Just fold space and bingo, anywhere instantly. Surely the boffins can sort this out?
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Nobhead.
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YOU are a JACKASS! And it will become patently obvious in the years to come.
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Gettin green boys!
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Brilliant.
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That statement should have said century not decade also.
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I wasn't far off.
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You must be a very young Brit then Jade, we had Woolies here till the UK version went tits up around 2008 (I think). Sadly missed, they sold everything from music to cheesegraters.
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It's also beautiful (when used correctly).
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@thefastshow.bsky.social Nice.
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How their 7 wasn't sent off for picking up Louis Davin and throwing him down ala a WWE wrestling match is beyond me. Tivi, apart from their keeper were the dirtiest team I've seen us play. Shame really cos at 3-2 they could have kicked on but just wanted to kick us instead!