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chrisduzthings.bsky.social
Freak on the streets, farting in the sheets.
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It's got to the point where my manager is sending me AI generated emails and giving me AI generated feedback...

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Went out on the piss today, a Sunday. I recommend it - brilliant. Fuck Monday.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Found a picture of me at 19.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hot stuff comin through!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Just to be a bitch for a second, but there’s a successful comedy writer, who’s written stuff I really enjoy, but is deeply unfunny on here. I remember why I unfollowed them on Twitter.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Uh oh, I started watching series 8 of The Simpsons and I can't stop.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

submitted 7 days ago • 121 comments

I cannot fathom the young watching films on laptops in bed.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Queer Eye in yesterday’s clothes, surrounded by crumbs in a fug of my own farts, thinking “yeah, these men could do nothing for me.”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

“Movies I’ve watched 6 times+ using only gifs”? Mate, there’s films I’ve watched probably twice a year for the last 2 decades.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Clinically depressed people cured by people who are MORE clinically depressed. I like it - fire with fire.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

How do I tell the Instagram algorithm that I just think farts are funny, I'm not into it sexually.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

submitted 15 days ago • 29 comments

Guinness. Surf & turf.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My Instagram reels are rancid. I mean, do I look like an alcoholic pervert with a questionable sense of humour?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

WILL THIS WEEK NEVER END?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out Guinness, whisky and haggis is actually not great for gout.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I have gout and I am in tremendous pain.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I only have scotch and gin in the house which is a concern.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Really getting the feeling that the world’s going to absolute shit.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Going to my beloved local pubs and meeting cool dogs and drinking Guinness and eating pork scratchings and going home at about 4.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments