chrisg1804.bsky.social
Retired doc, wrote a few books (The Cellars of Marcelcave, Linguanaut, Infinite Text, Brave New MAGA World, Wretire Wrong, Florida Plates-Who Else Rented this Car? - all on Amazon) Interested in learning languages. Did a little Stand Up.
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Roughage!
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Close that window, what, we air condition Alpha Centauri now?
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Thou canst bespeak lo and behold once again.
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Geometry club? Hmmmm. What's your angle?
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Bon apetit!
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"The Academy has decided that this year's ceremony will consist of an e-mail list of the winners, AI images of avatars accepting their Oscars, and a link to Pandora so you can listen to whatever you want."
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Inside you got three hots and a cot, so, hey.
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It takes Thomas Edison to invent a light bulb.
I can turn on a light.
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What does "Sign your advanced directives ASAP" imply for my long term health?
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'Sup?
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Well, if you're looking for some light reading to take your mind off things, here you go. www.amazon.com/Career-Day-T...
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He is diversifying his predator portfolio.
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Stefan, please. Can't you see I don't have time for these comments because I'm re-re-re-organizing everything so that I'll have more time?
I'll get back to you in about...well...when does Halley's Comet come back around?
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Check's in the mail.
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Hey, it's tough to shake your past.
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Anyone who calls me a filthy animal deserves a follow!
All the best to you and yours!
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Merci beaucoup!
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Don't worry. Netflix is handling my Bluesky fe d anddddd I' e had no tro bles w th i yet.
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"Yeah, Rudolph. Hey, right. Um, see we got GPS now and, you know, I'm instrument-certified. So, now, we do re-train anyone subject to 'Reduction-in-force', so, how do you feel about a warehouse job?"
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Καλά Χριστούγεννα
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Merry Christmas George!
All the best to you and yours.
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He's a vampire.
DOH!
(You said, no spoilers, I blew it.)
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Love is a many-splendored thing.
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"Wassail" is the old English way of saying "Wassup?"
(Be sure to like and subscribe for more linguistic gems.)
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OK, so they milk like the song says. Question is, who's drinking that milk RAW and who's insisting on Pasteurization. Let's bring that song into today's controversies!
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Um, Dan? I might have left, uh, a lot of money there, on the craps table. If you could bring it back to me I'd be your BFF. Thanks in advance!
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Let's rephrase that, "Will Elon allow Trump to stay in a guest room in the White House?"
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Easy to find a parking spot for that baby!
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Hey George, I kid thee not, three years ago I wrote a coloring book about Trump's future library! How prescient, if I do say so myself. www.amazon.com/dp/B09NH3B2Z...
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Why don't they just stop playing games and inaugurate Musk on Jan 20.
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Breaking News: The Bahamas give Herschel directions to his new embassy office in Antarctica.
"No really, that's part of the Bahamas, honest!"
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Got my 50 yard line tix for the Metamucil-Zeppelin-Dental Floss (waxed)-Replacement Phone Charger Bowl.
It's a real showdown between Nowheresville State and Whasamata U.
Plenty of room in the SkyBox, join us!
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Whew! Thanks, Kevin, I know I can rest easy now.
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[65 million years ago]
Tyrannosaurus Rex points up (well, as much as he can with his little arm): "Look!"
"Oh, it's probably just a drone, nothing to worry about."
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My suggestion to read the report out loud while "Young Love" plays in the background has not yet been acted upon. But I am optimistic.
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Am I the only one to notice that Barron says "Eh" all the time, watches hockey, and orders poutine for dinner?
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I was told, growing up, "If you can use the words 'heuristic', 'solenoid', and 'neo-Rabelasian' in your daily discourse, you'll never have to shovel manure in the noon day sun."
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Wait, slow down. I gotta write this stuff down.
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IDON'TEITHERNEEDDECAF.
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I used to have that affect on women.
Well, no.
No, I didn't.
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Pop-up books, Confucius? Good enough? I mean, technically, it IS a book. Oh, and I like the ones where you pull tabs and make things appear and stuff.
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As IF I needed an excuse to get the cirrhotic ball rolling.
Here's my credit card, send me a case!
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Next Zombie movie?
Night of the Living Dead Squirrel Carnivores!
(OK, it could use a little work.)
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I get the New York Times home page on my computer and I yell at it, "Put my last book on the bestseller list, I DARE YOU."
So far, limited success with this bold gambit but I'll let you know if my sales reach the mid single digits anytime soon.
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Wait!
Republicans using devious means to enrich themselves?
THUD!
(Me, fainting in disbelief.)