chrismerkel.bsky.social
Cybersecurity / Infosec Leader, Teller of Rambling, Pointless Stories, Provider of Dubious Career Advice.
Professional alt, unprofessional posts.
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We have a regime fighting a war against documented history. Hoping you have a decentralized backup plan of some kind to retain the knowledge outside their hands.
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Just do it from the floor of the house
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I'm here for it with my subscription dollars and everyone else should be too. Them and @404media.co
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How many penises before the penises rise up?
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Seriously though, I bet that these incompetents think "memory safe" means they can't destroy evidence.
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RUST IS RED LIKE COMMUNISM
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I'm upset he thinks the phrase is "besides the point".
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Chicken coops are like boats, the best way to enjoy them is thru a friend who owns one.
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It's gonna be wild to see producers in other countries realize they can also raise prices for slightly less than tariff total cost and reap massive profits.
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Mark, have you seen the blue turnaround @benwikler.bsky.social pulled off over the last decade here in Wisconsin? He gets this and needs support.
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Thing about D-Day was that despite all the best planning and execution, the odds of failure were always higher than success.
So.... Yeah it's an apt comparison I guess.
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Was that initial sound a pressure wave before the strike?
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Yup, absolute legend.
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The DOJ needs to either prosecute or formally apologize to the family of Aaron Schwartz.
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We should get her a job in a Foxconn compound.
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"I like how you spoke up in that meeting" = "I'm too chickenshit to be candid"
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I had something similar happen to me. Bought a xmas tree from Costco with a remote. Next year, neighbors got the same tree. My remote stopped controlling my tree, but could turn theirs on and off across the street. Their remote continued to control their tree. Nothing I could do to fix it.
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These are breakaway bolts, I would call this MVP.
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Gen X stopped eating there after office space hit theaters.
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Is it possible that they're thinking about flash media where the idea of sequential r/w doesn't matter, and where the underlying media determines physical allocation?
(Also that's a stupid tech interview question)
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Local arsonist complains his fire starting didn't yield exact the conflagration he wanted.
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They're not going to lose a dime because they will declare trump winner regardless.
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Is it weird I keep getting this for my otp code?
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Ffs your profile pic isnt even the same person, you people are just so fucking lazy
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Just get on with the forex or crypto scam
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Also, make sure the glass shower doors are so misaligned there's an inch of water on the floor by the time you're done.
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Can confirm this on Liraglutide. Went from 2-3 drinks a week and often expending willpower to not have a drink with every dinner to barely being able to finish a single drink. If I get a beer out to dinner, I order a taster.
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well, given that all pumpkin spice scented products already smell like ass...
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Everyone makes mistakes as first time homeowners - I put in white carpet, this guy...
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It's more accurate name was deemed to be offensive to certain segments of the population.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...
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Fundamentalism is basically all just explaining why Jesus didn't say what he said and ignoring parts of the new testament not written by Paul except for the cool and definitely literally true apocalypse of John.
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This is an absolute bullshit response, because windows defender works really damn well.
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Fucking hell, the parable is about your kin ignoring you in favor of your mortal enemy showing compassion.
I don't expect people not in the tradition to understand that, but that's what it was about. It wildly offensive and was the kind of thing that got Jesus killed.