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Cyber Security by day, fan of good books, good TV, good movies and good politics by night. If you are involved in any of these, I'm probably already a fan.
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The papal conclave--the voting process to elect the new pope--will begin on May 7th, which means we missed out, by only three days, a fantastic opportunity for a Star Wars crossover.

A good friend in Minnesota sent me this. It's such good fun and the best of social media and the greateat of talent and the most earworm of music. Trust me. [I append both versions separately below.]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

"Severance: what the hit show can teach us about #cybersecurity and human #risk" theconversation.com/severance-wh...

Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it

LMAOOOO, they baited the podium 🤣🤣🤣

If you're all poped out, perhaps an essay on typo etiquette will brighten your day.

You've got a friend in me.

Congratu-BLEEPING-lations! It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation. ‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis. (For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.)

Trade deficit. I have bought food from say, Chilis. They have never bought food from me. There is a trade deficit with Chilis. I’m still doing fine. The trade deficit argument SOUNDS compelling, but it’s a straw man with no relevancy

The American people have risen up and they are PISSED AS HELL. #HandsOff

Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.

I invented a game. It’s called 4 x 3. It’s like connections except that there are three words in each category, there are four categories, and one word is in all four categories. Easy mode is when you know the special word. Hard is when you don’t.

Happy #Caturday! 🐱

Stay away from whatever this man is taking

This is Roger. After collapsing in his foster home, he spent 3 nights in the ER and was given a life expectancy of just a few months. His human decided to spoil him with some pizza and his mood and health turned around so much that his doctor believes his heart murmur is no longer a concern ❤️‍🩹

Senate Democrats are launching a War Room to protect Social Security. Join us as we fight back.

Here are my Top 10 WORST Dogs!

I understand that these are dark times that call for courage. But keep in mind I am just a baby

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...

This is Lemon. She was just told you aren't supposed to eat the leaves. This would have been good to know 20 leaves ago. Still 13/10

Higher levels of physical activity are linked to lower plasma p-Tau217 (blood biomarker for Alzheimer's disease) and better cognition jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

A defining policy battle is about to come to a head in this country. The Republican budget will force everyone - especially Congress and the White House - to make plain whether they are prepared to harm the rest of us in order to fund tax cuts for the wealthiest.

Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

I attended a democratic fundraiser tonight where they sold raffle tickets for a dozen eggs… Genius.

Every Winter ends.

Bryce Canyon National Park 🇺🇲

Sadly, this aged very well and could have been filmed today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCyz...

This is the kind of info shareout dems should’ve been doing for the last like 4 years

What I find almost more significant about this than the actual story itself is that it’s a leak. From the NSA. The NSA does not usually do a whole lot of leaking. Somebody is Pissed. Off.

Oh my god, they just unintentionally wrecked a ton of red team playbooks at the NSA popular.info/p/the-nsas-b...

the baltic states officially cut ties with russia’s electricity grid and plug into the eu while looking like a eurovision entry

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

"If you get tired Learn to rest Not to quit" Credit Banksy Fox Friday

I found two rubber bands. You left rubber bands where a cat could eat them. I’m going to eat them just to teach you a lesson. I’m going to gobble them up

Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

Hello to all my Bluesky🦋 family. I'm ba-aaack! I'm in London at the moment, but will be home soon. One question for you: Anybody miss me? Please like this post even if you didn't. Thanking you in advance, Mar🐫 🙏 ♥️ 👍

Lets be real, liberals thinking DEI was 'job done' and not making real institutional changes is as much to blame. It's easy dismantle because it was so flimsy in the first place

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions