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This hits hard.

Musk is more likely to send every American a vial of his own cum before he can print $5k stimulus checks. Another plane crashed, BTW.

Maybe we should hold off on paying Congress until they actually do something to earn it?

Cracks me up seeing MAGAs on Xitter saying we can't afford to support Ukraine because we need the money for things like roads and bridges and stuff that helps Americans, as if Trump has any intention of spending money on anything other than tax cuts for billionaires.

Roses are red, Elon's a knob,

Exactly right.

Oh, bad men, what’s the reason why Innocence always has to die At your hands? No, I will never understand Why these cowards bow to your command. We’re at the mercy of Another bad man.

What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.

Everyone looks like cardboard cutouts today.

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Going forward, we must assume that anything the federal government tells us is a lie. We will not be able to trust federal law-enforcement or prosecutors. If I’m on a federal criminal jury, I will have a high level of mistrust against the prosecutors. Consequences of placing criminals in charge.

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#ClassConsciousness 101

Exactly. Then fuck yourself again, sideways.

A white woman recently took to TikTok in shock after being fired. She expressed surprise, believing perhaps that DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) hires were exclusively people of color. However, a lesser-known fact is that white women are the largest demographic of DEI hires in the U.S.

When things don't magically get better after banning DEI, what will the explanation be?

It's just like that too!

Everyone shut up and look at my cat.

POV you turned your back on the cat who’s constantly refusing to step on pillows or blankets for one (1) minute

Those present at the inauguration were mostly (if not all) white, rich, and males wearing ties. Trump’s core supporters were left out in the cold. Think about it.

Welcome to the plutokleptokakistocracy! Where the ultra wealthy steal from you and run the country in the most insanely inept way imaginable.

In case anyone needs help deciphering Elon Musk’s salute yesterday, I have brought back a nice handy flow chart to explore from 2006.

Inauguration Day.

Donald Trump will be indoors for the inauguration with his billionaire pals. His core supporters will be left outside in the cold. Think about that.

Good morning, BlueSky! I hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday!

Food for thought.

Caturday dumbass snoozing on a spellbook pillow he previously refused to touch

Great sign when the salt truck has skidded off the road.