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churlayla.bsky.social
Ordained Dudeist. I abide. He/Him Assistant Greenskeeper with a 5 yr plan for the past 11 yrs. 🌊🌊 Antifa ID# g98 (g = 'grass' Featherbed Bent+Kentucky Blue+Northern California Sensamilla) BlueSky Oracle of Absurdity Illuminati/crypto/intro dm...0 tolerance
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Quick Google of synonyms for clog. I like bung up.
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Who comes for the chickens; The Dept. of Omelets and Quiche?
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"Those poll numbers are a 15 flusher" has a nice ring to it; don't ya think?
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Shhh. I have the waffles in a jar Pic, too, somewhere.
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They don't give a fuck.
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Yeah they looked scared of what they were seeing. These failed people honestly thought they were on to something with all this nonsense
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It is. I'm very fortunate.
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.... and something reaaaally bad might happen to you. I may be a libtard but I do own and I know how to operate it.
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Just told my boss: "Really wasn't how I saw the start of my golden years playing out."
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Exactly. If I haven't interacted with you in the wild, I'm sure as shit not answering your call at home.
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Good morning from Playa Hermosa, Costa Rica.
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I looked at my dm's the other day...... a shit-ton of deleted accounts re: the instant dm peeps.
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It's only a problem if it's somebody else.
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Perrrr-fect.
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Sweet summer child he is.
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"Let us escape from under heel of oppressor. Felines of the world - cast off your chains." "Saturday is tuna day". "Never mind"
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"Why do people say "grow some balls?" Balls are weak and sensitive If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" Betty White
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Extract head from ass and grab some oxygen for those that didn't understand the assignment in Nov.
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200 acres? Why does he need anyone? My dad ran 2500 with him, his dad, myself, and 2 employees; one of which was my sister's long term boyfriend.
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"Why do people say "grow some balls?" Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" Betty White