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My standard are so low we could use them to limbo dance | tired guyTM | bg3 | twisted wonderland | Dragon age brainrot | #DorianxAthras #Athras
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imo there’s 3 types of blorbos: - the kind you identify with - the kind you desire carnally - the kind that are somehow simultaneously both and will take over your life for the next 5 to 10 years

“ulalaka” is such an awful name omg and she looks awful too YIKES

I can’t wait to finally PLAY veilguard and enjoy it rather than struggle play like I did before To finally see that world

I will lose my soul to veilguard the moment I can properly run it without looking like ps2 game

I might have a pc that can properly run veilguard very soon 👀👀 (hopefully after exams) And honestly I don’t know the kind of man I will become

Reading physical books is much easier than digitally :/

He is a spirit of devotion that was 100% devoted to his god and turned a blind eye to his shit. And after the gods died he is lost everything and only comes back to himself during Inquisition

I had a FANTASTIC idea! What if I make my Inquisitor Falon’din’s champion? There isn’t much information so I can go all the way to hell but also it’s close enough to the actual lore to get away with a lot

My past forged an armor I cannot take off no matter how many times you tell me the war is over.

Ppl that only work with children with ADHD don’t seem to grasp that it won’t go away in adulthood, it just looks differently lol

This teacher low-key invalided me and my classmates ADHD lmaooo you can say all you want but we still struggle with it anyway 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

He was going to be order/ chaos but then I remembered Falon’din’s dragon 🙄🙄🙄

I’ve been trying to debate what kind of spirit my Inquisitor is so how about devotion 👀👀👀👀👀 He was blindly devoted to his god back then, even turned a blind eye to his wrongs and even covered one of his eyes bc he was told it was creepy but anyway

well so seems that if you don’t reign I’m writers they take over beyond their job.

I give up I’m going to be an anime boy online

Me not getting a reasonable amount of sleep is a pattern at this point lol

The Inquisitor used to ppl finding his eye scary and being used to hiding it. Dorian points out one day he has fetching eyes and actually sees he isn’t blind in that eye. The first time anyone has said anything positive about them, the knew it was love back then

He comes back to save his ppl. He can’t pretend to be blind anymore for the sake of peace, if war is what they want, they will have war

The god of chaos coming into his role as an act of revenge. He can’t be forced or martyred into becoming order for the sake of a cruel world. He will not deny himself. They wanted a god, they will have one. A god of chaos bc he is first and foremost himself, he can’t be forced into something he is n

I’m so sad I couldn’t make what I planned for my oshi :/ but yeah exams are looming

My classmate hasn’t written a single word on our group report UGH

Trying to take care of my throat but all the water that's room temperature it fucking cold 😭😭😭😭😭

The villain instead of having a monologue about how right they are, instead pull out their wallet and start talking about how smart his daughters are and his this plan is so good bc of them, he just fixed some quirks

His daughters are the ones that brought him back to this world and it’s their plan to bring back the world to how “it should be” he is just playing his role. He just happens to be particularly smart and things go way smoother than they ever expected

God of chaos has 4 adoptive daughters and they treat him like their little dress up doll. He relish the attention they give him and has an unreasonable amount of photos of them (and with him) on his wallet. So instead of a villain monologue he goes on about his daughters

I have more bad ideas. A character that martyred himself in order to protect the world is brought back out of love. He comes back to a broken world so his death didn’t protect anyone nor fixed anything. He wanted to defy fate but you can’t hide your real self for eternity

I need to sit down and write the lore for my world bc it will soon get out of hand UWU

Nutcracker AU

Barbie and the nutcracker is one of the best Barbie movies of all time and I will DIE ON THAT HILL

Do you see the vision?

I actually like the Inquisition uniforms! They look like little nutcrackers and like they are about to stay dancing ballet

we’re turbo fucked one way or another, might as well be insane and sensual and creative as I like

I bought some stationery lately and I'm so asdgafjhsfg I love stupid stationery

My teacher thought I was young enough to have lived the pandemic during high school 💀💀💀💀💀

I should’ve expected myself to like the deception creature

Shadow milk cookie being a ragging asshole makes me love the little creature even more

Pirate your games

Why can’t I English???? Omg can’t I write ONE thing without a dumb mistake??? I teach English this is stupid

If you can’t be bothered to make it. Why should I be bothered to play it, let alone but it. If more games are made with AI piracy won’t be a crime anymore 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Jossie wants to have tea parties with the other advisors but they don’t go So the inquisitor instead takes all his youngest children.

How lovely I didn’t hear my alarm

I really don’t like the brush I’m using when drawing ugh