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Generally full of randomness. Aspiring writer with an odd sense of humor. Holy hell, this weird chick can drive a stick.
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Can someone with a hefty math background explain to me how ‘up to 0%’ works? Because to my non-math brain wouldn’t that imply a negative value?

Decisions currently plaguing my brain. Do I want to see Pantera?

And everyone got chickenpox and are now at risk of shingles. 😑🤮

Finance hot take. These goons are using the wrong definition of ‘entitlement’. Working people paid into the system, and are therefore entitled to its benefit. It’s not a freebie. I highly doubt there are enough funds to pay back everyone’s contribution. So now it’s theft through payroll deduction

Um, we kind of need the pollinators. Bees, butterflies, hell even moths. No pollination no food

More contacting stuff! Fun times. Be sure to read the section on Termination for Convenience.

Heavens to Betsy...they found a spine.

Oh no! It’s horrible. I’m in an ABC Bakery state when I grew up in a state with Little Brownie Bakers.

Well, it would seem we’ve down shifted from ‘Infrastructure Week’ straight to ‘Existential Crisis Week’ I don’t like it at all.

This is the most fucked up version of Red Light Green Light ever!

Okay internet. You win for the night. Modest thirst traps of Abraham Lincoln is a bridge too far for me.

Maybe Wag the Dog should be required viewing.

Oh no the toxic ex is crawling back 🤣

Things I’ve learned in the last 24 hours. 1. Presenting knowledge of cars to roadside assistance and call centers as a female matters not. They still will not believe you. 2. Buying an ignition coil off of Amazon was a dumb idea. 3. And I cannot stress this enough. I need to get ear warmers.

Learn all the things. Having grown up in Oklahoma, this was not taught even at the high school level, and I doubt that has ever changed. Sweeping our history under a rug of shame does not help anyone.

I’d like it known that I just killed a huge spider and did not burn my house down in the process.

In yet another cash grab The Sims2 has been re-released for all of us to buy again now that no one knows where their original disks are, or if it would even run on current machines. Bets are that all the expansion packs are coming later for $5 a pop.

I’m done. Going to play a video game where the evil guy is at least hot.

Footage of the incident that just occurred at Washington’s DCA airport. This was taken by the Kennedy Center webcam.

More about the proposal from OPM for federal workers Please, please share this

Hearing from federal employees tonight who are getting messages via their agency’s emergency notification system, which is usually reserved for snow-related office closures, that’s like DO NOT RESPOND TO THAT EMAIL UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, WE HAVE NO IDEA IF ANY OF THOSE PROMISES ARE REAL

Wait what? This isn’t a buy out! This is a delay in resignation. I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Important follow-up on my pinned report and my recent post about the takeover at OPM: The Washington Post has confirmed the claims below. There is indeed a takeover of the federal government happening that is being coordinated by people outside the government who have gotten access to U.S. servers.

Life was so much easier when every week wasn’t ’Infrastructure Week’

NEW: After some agencies tempered the language of the DEIA snitch email, OPM is now testing a government wide distribution system so they can circumvent agency chiefs and threaten employees directly. They had to send a 2nd email assuring folks the first wasn’t a phishing scam.

Random thoughts on grocery prices. Buying a pound of meat as a family of less than 4 is idiotic unless you regularly eat leftovers. Which many people in the US don’t. So, they end up throwing their $$ away by buying the prepackaged pound of meat.

Watching Labyrinth, reciting all the lines and sorting Cards Against Humanity into a TCG box made for MtG. I might have enough to constitute a war crime.