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1-1-24 MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas reports on how MAGA Republicans are trying to take down their own Speaker of the House MAGA Mike Johnson by accusing him of a massive $17 million over up, and where are the Democrats? #ShieldOfResistance

Good morning, just your friendly reminder that foreign-born billionaire Elon Musk didn’t get a single vote, has no government authority, yet the Republican Party is obeying him—in advance! They’re embarrassing themselves.

Any time the perpetrator of a terrorist attack has a social media profile that says very directly that they’re a far right accelerationist, the headline is like “BAFFLED COPS PONDER THE RIDDLE OF SUSPECT’S MOTIVATION”

Legacy media is dying. Independent journalism is the future. I'm so excited to be on this journey with you all.

....and another thing.

Good one.

Please give us at least fifty more EXACTLY like Rep. DeLauro.

The Speaker of the House, 2nd in line of presidential succession, grovelling with leaders of a fake government entity to get them to not torpedo a government funding bill

This dude took bird watching to the next level

The SBU said it “neutralized a large-scale agent network” of 12 agents and their informants, who “tried to identify the locations of secret military airfields where, according to the Russians, F-16 aircraft might be based.” thedefensepost.com/2024/12/18/u...

Remember when the left was defending Disney? Fuck that shit. Enjoy your fascism, assholes www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...

Because of RELIGION.

And poof, just like that one of his main campaign promises to bring down the cost of groceries has vanished because he says it's very hard. To all the MAGA maroons that voted for this imbecile, this is on you. I guess con artists are gonna con and an uneducated electorate fell for it.

Maye Musk out there saying working class parents need to make sacrifices and shouldn’t take their kids to the movies or out to dinner. That’s rich considering her son was raised w an apartheid emerald spoon in his mouth and is a megalomaniacal, dark triad narcissist. Sit this one out, Cruella.

The Tuesday vote coming up is with the full dem caucus. It's a secret ballot. It will tell us whether the rest of the caucus is with the "business as usual" brass, or whether they're anxious for change.

SQUEEEE! We’re in the top 10. Let’s topple Tucker next! Subscribe for free to knock him down a peg! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I love pointing out to conservatives that many of Thomas Jefferson's ideas for the founding of the United States were influenced by the Quran. The US was never designed to be a Christian nation. themaydan.com/2020/01/thom...

Ultimately, Syria is now free because of Nato and Joe Biden. We helped weakening Russia and Iran.

When you forget to switch to your burner account

Other countries send you a tax notice pre-filled and you only make adjustments as necessary. Here, we jump through hoops, pay huge amounts to tax preparers (and online companies like H&R, TaxAct, etc.) when the gov't. already has all our info. And if you don't file you're heavily penalized.

The resistance after 2016 was a success. But we need something bigger and more durable this time. We need an opposition built for the long term. We need to stop being tired and ignore the cynics. I can promise you, my team and I will be in the fight. If we all do our part we will win!

As of right now, Bluesky is only a little more than 100K users away from 25 MILLION!! The growth of this platform since Election Day has been absolutely INCREDIBLE!! 💙 bsky-users.theo.io

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

🚨BREAKING: Rumors are swirling all around West Palm Beach that Don Jr. broke up with Kimberly Guilfoyle over the weekend. Nice! Here’s Kimberly giving her side of the story:

Trump has chosen Harmeet Dhillon, an election denier, to be assistant attorney general of the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division — a division that’s supposed to enforce voting rights laws That’s right, Dhillon is a Big Liar — who co-chaired Lawyers for Trump, an entire group of…

Her choice to belittle others speaks volumes about her character.

Oklahoma baptist pastor, James McMillan, who was arrested for exposing himself to a child, has been arrested again for more child sex crimes.

I realize you are still you, and I am still me. We are going to be ok. That doesn't mean I am not pissed and disgusted at the unnecessary fights we are about to have just to save our country. We COULD have been spending this time and energy making this a better place. I will never forgive this.

Don’t mistake our kindness for weakness.

Another thing I made this year. Pigeon history!

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters — theonion.com/assad-return...

Season’s Greetings 🎄

Developing: Pennsylvania Burger King chains have updated their slogan: "Here, snitches get stitches"

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

Thou shalt not forget that all Americans are united by how much they hate the greed of healthcare insurance companies.

For as long as I live I’ll never understand how anyone could have voted to return the madman responsible for this horrific attack back to the office he was trying to steal. youtu.be/_b-T_xbOaCk?...

we're cooked