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ckbaker.bsky.social
🕳️ ✍️ 💾 🚮 i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this
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things are being run by the kind of people who don't put vegetables back in the container or books back on the shelf or clothes back on the rack where they belong

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You like lasagna? Sure you do. You like trays of food dumped in your mouth, like the large orange cat in the comics? Look at me. Cook this crime against humanity. Stare into the mirror of your sin. Dump a handful into your stupid tomato soup. Who gives a shit anymore. Fuck this and fuck you. Trash.

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52 years ago today

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submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

why are all these jerkoffs talking like they just discovered the Powell Memo yesterday

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

you don’t need to watch live tv when the only thing you really want to see would be the most-watched clip on youtube for the next hundred years

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

after the International Space Station is decommissioned and dismantled do you think there will ever be another space station with the word "international" in its name @arissintl.bsky.social @issibern.ch @setiinstitute.bsky.social @roguenasa.bsky.social @uahirise.bsky.social @nasawatch.bsky.social

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

submitted 18 days ago • 137 comments

I am Werner Herzog. Welcome to Jackass

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

If I had known that my both-siding and obsessive focus on “cancel culture” would lead to the massacre of hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian civilians, I might’ve done things differently. No, who am I kidding, I would’ve done things exactly the same.

submitted 23 days ago • 32 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 27 days ago • 35 comments

There's nothing I love more than seeing absolutely inscrutable book titles. I love reading the cover of a book and feeling like I've experienced a net loss in knowledge. The Buddha teaches that growth is made through losing things, not gaining things. Stay blessed, 100s of Amish Hints.

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???????😭

submitted 37 days ago • 30 comments

I just took the best picture of my life

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would also be great if they hadn't overturned Chevron

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

and here's your daily sad hamburger from Kojima

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I HATE ALL COMPANY'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

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submitted 45 days ago • 22 comments

can't wait to see more post-Chevron-reversal party time

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

😂

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

submitted 45 days ago • 385 comments

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

submitted 75 days ago • 219 comments

jk rowling naming a russian-irish character

submitted 65 days ago • 12 comments

Ominous set of burned discs I found while cleaning

submitted 65 days ago • 58 comments

This letter in the New Statesman a couple of years ago seems even truer now.

submitted 65 days ago • 113 comments

#1990 rb.gy/qn0xd3

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Much of the discourse around AI, even the critical discourse, often misses this point. The future isn't skynet it's terrible art, non-existent customer service, and check bio for nudes, just so line can keep going up @bcmerchant.bsky.social

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elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

submitted 72 days ago • 48 comments

looks like were good to go

submitted 97 days ago • 40 comments

“I’m going to treat you every bit as well as I have treated the greatest MAGA supporters" is going to be the most misunderstood quote of the year.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

some fun movies to get you in the holiday spirit that are on sale right now: 1. Christmas Vacation 2. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 3. John Q

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

NYT: A man dedicated his life to shovelling children into the thresher-grinder chute of the Profits Machine. Yesterday he was murdered in cold blood. Instead of horror, people are reacting with glee and indifference. What happened to empathy? Is civility truly dead?

submitted 99 days ago • 156 comments

this place is doomed if the biggest shitheads are ostracized. It’s curtains for you if you don’t take that spam call. game over if you don’t step in that dog shit over there right this second

submitted 98 days ago • 39 comments