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.·:·.☽✧ ✧☾.· Just a cherub riding comets through the night sky 🌌, screaming at the stars like night lights. • 30. I just say shit.☆.·:·.☽✧
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“Looks like he wants to capybarter for something” - Nathan 2025

I’m single-handedly bringing ringtones back IT GIRL by Aliyah’s Interlude plays when my bestie calls (it’s our song) For my other close friend, it plays a #badbitch song w me rambling over it about Transformers, the phrase “avant garde”, and the concept of ascension. And him saying “There you go”.

Okay so like is the minecraft movie Funny Bad or just BAD bad..? Cause I don’t even play minecraft, but I was gonna go see it high as a kite to see if it’d at least be somewhat entertaining but if it sucks so bad it’s not worth it at all even to just laugh at it, lmk

“Men are not adapting well to a society where women don’t want to have their children.” RIP BOZO t.co/YHyyk1vNDn

thank you to the trees and also the rain

It kinda stymies me that so many people are okay with “e-sex” and “e-dating”, even actively seeking it out Idk just the concept of flirting with someone on here and having “e-sex” on discord makes me nauseous. It’s so incredibly gross to me. And it’s usually people who can’t get laid irl

I fucking hate these glasses and can’t WAIT to replace them in a couple weeks after my eye appointment

For $80 the new Mario kart better come with a Suckatron 3000

Anyone in this thread smoke weed? Be sincere pls

Do you got games on your phone? Be sincere pls

I’d post my NGL again like y’all do, but I don’t get any friendly, respectful people, I just get horny weirdos asking me invasive shit This is one of the questions I got 💀

Me stealing “I’ll trade you my penis for that thing” but I’m talking about a free Switch 2

this is him rn:

I’m a little less Little Mary Sunshine than you, so I’m still skeptical, but I hope you’re right.

So let me get this straight—Trump hit places with NO people and NO trade with the U.S. with tariffs… and it’s literally just penguins out there? PENGUINS???

I’m glad I have a 3.8 GPA because that means I can probably start looking into overseas grad school programs I’m trying to think of ways I can get the fuck out of this awful country lol. Short-term “Study abroad” programs aren’t enough, I need to be on a study or work visa somewhere.

I think I’d absolutely kill it in a philosophy class. Lol I should probably take one.

But yes, I believe we are born with it and that none of us are truly blank slates. Not only does biology play a role (nature), but nurture comes into play as well. We learn from this sick society how to behave. And things like misogyny and racism are so surreptitiously interwoven into almost -

I’m about to be Doomer Socrates, are you ready??

This is my cat Julie 🐈

Baked n this ASMR lady is shaking some beads around or something and it sounds like she’s making me a margarita Oooh I love the margarita shaker sounds. Yes please make me a drink

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

Edible (which I ate forever ago) is kicking in right before my US history lecture lmao I don’t pay attention to that shit anyway, I already know like half of it and it’s INSUFFERABLE. This is the first lecture I’ve ever had where I don’t care even a little bit. I usually take school very seriously

A shockingly straightforward headline from CNN: www.cnn.com/business/liv...

BREAKING: Trump says that starting tomorrow the U.S. will impose reciprocal tariffs on every country on Earth. This includes 34% tariffs on China, 20% on the EU, 46% on Vietnam, 42% on Taiwan, 24% on Japan, 26% on India and more.

The sad state of modern gaming… People r gonna be using Klarna and Afterpay just to play unoptimized, unfinished games whose dev team tries to “fix” the issue by releasing $20 - $40 DLC *on top* of the initial $90 release wew lads

does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

The concept of dialectics and dichotomous thinking just completely ELUDES people… like sooo many people have absolutely no idea how to have nuanced discussions or see something as multifaceted & complex, rather than a simple black & white issue.

when I get reincarnated I want to be a baobab tree. look at these big ‘ol funky thiccum guys